KYLE ISN'T DEAD AND GUY ISN'T A RED LANTERN. THE LANTERNS RECRUITED A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TO BE TEMP LANTERNS INCLUDING SCARECROW AND LEX. THEY THEN TRIED TO SKITTLELASER BLACK LANTERN... I FORGET WHO BUT IT WAS BAD, AND IT DIDNT WORK 'CAUSE HE WAS ALL OMNOMNOM. THEN HAL WAS LIKE "LOL I'LL BE PARALLAX THAT WILL TOTALLY WORK" AND SINESTRO WAS LIKE "YOU'RE AN IDIOT" AND HAL WENT "TOO BAD I'M FUCKING HAL JORDAN IMMA DO WHAT I WANT" AND THEN HAL WAS PARALLAX
• The Spectre shows up and is like HAL I GOT YO NUMBER IT'S RETRIBUTIONIN' TIME and Hallax is like "Lol bitch please *RIPS THE SPECTRE'S FACIAL SKIN OFF SCRE • Parallax procedes to not help too much except to get Spectre under control. Leaves Hal. Goes somewhere I forget. ANYWAY HAL'S HAL AGAIN. • So that was GL 51 and now it's BN#7
• Nekron (that black lantern dude with the scythe) takes one of the Guardians of Oa and kills him while Guy and the rest of every color corpsmen in space pop up to Earth to help fight • Something ~sinister is lurking in the battery; more on that in GLC
• Nekron uses Oan blood to ressurect ~The Entity~, which is the emobidment of all life in the universe. It's white. WHITE LANTERN TIMES IS NOW. • Nekron procedes to wail on it with scythe; causes every living thing great pain • Hal goes "Somebody needs to pilot that thing and save the day" and starts flying towards it
• SINESTRO PIMPSLAPS HIM BACK TO THE GROUND AND GOES "FUCK YOU THIS IS MY MOMENT" • DIVES INTO ENTITY • GREEN LANTERN #52 STARTS NOW • BECOMES WHITE LANTERN • GETS CUT IN HALF BY NEKRON • GETS BETTER • PREPARES TO AMP UP AND TEAR SHIT UP FOR BN #8
Also someone should app Sinestro at CnC amirite. Best canon update ever. It's like *IS HUGE JERK* Bam *SUDDENLY ANTIHEROICS* bam *oh hai gaiz now i'm god n'all that*
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My.
I think I need to read Blackest night.
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SPARKLY RAINBOWS
WITH COOL PEOPLE
AND SOME CRAZY PEOPLE
AND LARFLEEZES
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please
i do not have time to buy comics anymore there are no comic book shops in DC i swear
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... and that was it.
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So from there...
• The Spectre shows up and is like HAL I GOT YO NUMBER IT'S RETRIBUTIONIN' TIME and Hallax is like "Lol bitch please *RIPS THE SPECTRE'S FACIAL SKIN OFF SCRE
• Parallax procedes to not help too much except to get Spectre under control. Leaves Hal. Goes somewhere I forget. ANYWAY HAL'S HAL AGAIN.
• So that was GL 51 and now it's BN#7
• Nekron (that black lantern dude with the scythe) takes one of the Guardians of Oa and kills him while Guy and the rest of every color corpsmen in space pop up to Earth to help fight
• Something ~sinister is lurking in the battery; more on that in GLC
• Nekron uses Oan blood to ressurect ~The Entity~, which is the emobidment of all life in the universe. It's white. WHITE LANTERN TIMES IS NOW.
• Nekron procedes to wail on it with scythe; causes every living thing great pain
• Hal goes "Somebody needs to pilot that thing and save the day" and starts flying towards it
• SINESTRO PIMPSLAPS HIM BACK TO THE GROUND AND GOES "FUCK YOU THIS IS MY MOMENT"
• DIVES INTO ENTITY
• GREEN LANTERN #52 STARTS NOW
• BECOMES WHITE LANTERN
• GETS CUT IN HALF BY NEKRON
• GETS BETTER
• PREPARES TO AMP UP AND TEAR SHIT UP FOR BN #8
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• THE ORIGINS OF ALL THE COLOR CORPS ENTITIES (PARALLAX, ION, ETC) IS REVEALED AND IT'S KINDA COOL
THEY ALL SHOW UP TO HELP
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I need this like. Yesterday.
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AND I DIDN'T EVEN MENTION THE ANTIMONITOR ZOMBIE SHOWING UP TO GIVE THE CORPS SHIT
THIS FINALE BETTER FUCKING DELIVER CAUSE THINGS ARE SO AWESOME AT THE MO'
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one kind of ~amazing~ for every corps
Also someone should app Sinestro at CnC amirite. Best canon update ever. It's like *IS HUGE JERK* Bam *SUDDENLY ANTIHEROICS* bam *oh hai gaiz now i'm god n'all that*
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"HEY HAL GUESS WHO'S THE SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE RN?
YEAH THAT'S RIGHT
*GODLY PELVIC THRUST OF WHITE JUSTICE*"