THE VERY IDEA OF GETTING IN A VEHICLE, DRIVING DOWN A DEER-RIDDEN ROAD INTO A TOWN THAT SMELLS LIKE GARBAGE AND INTO A TACO BELL THAT ALWAYS HAS HOBOS THAT GIVE ME PAMPLETS THAT SAY 'JESUS LOVES YOU' IS JUST A BIG NONO.
PERHAPS I DO, PERHAPS I DON'T. WHAT WOULD BE MY MOTIVATION TO DO SO?
yeah. one stared at me when the wheel on my bowling ball bag broke, which was sorta...odd, but went about rustling through bushes that had no leaves on them when I decided to carry the damned thing to the car.
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YOU ARE AMERICA'S NEXT TOP ICON MODEL
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BUT I-I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY FOR MY 15 MINUTES OF FAME.
IS MY WIG ON STRAIGHT?
DID THEY DO MY EYESHADOW RIGHT?
I THINK THIS BUST ACCENTUATES MY UNHOLY APPEARANCE.
OHGOD, I'M NOT READY
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I'LL FLOUNCE WITH MACROS AND MEMES AND MUSIC GALORE. I'LL GET MORE HITS THAN YOU, TOO. IT'LL BE GLORIOUS.
SUDDENLY, SUBSCRIBERS, EVERYWHERE.
yeah beat that, ho
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wELL I'LL
GO TO TACO BELL...
AND BUY TACOS..
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YOU'RE GREENNESS DISGUSTS ME.
THE VERY IDEA OF GETTING IN A VEHICLE, DRIVING DOWN A DEER-RIDDEN ROAD INTO A TOWN THAT SMELLS LIKE GARBAGE AND INTO A TACO BELL THAT ALWAYS HAS HOBOS THAT GIVE ME PAMPLETS THAT SAY 'JESUS LOVES YOU' IS JUST A BIG NONO.
besides, that stuff gives me
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our hobos like to loiter around bowling alleys which happen to be next to taco bells. this county has a weird set up.
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f;dlskag;klfds are they at least mild-mannered
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yeah. one stared at me when the wheel on my bowling ball bag broke, which was sorta...odd, but went about rustling through bushes that had no leaves on them when I decided to carry the damned thing to the car.