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I woke up from a weirdly linear dream where I was watching a news feature of Diane Sawyer interviewing Sarah Palin, except the production was really juvenile and mean. They were just making fun of her (like her teeth and stuff), and I got really annoyed. I was like "THIS ISN'T PROFESSIONAL IF YOU'RE GOING TO NITPICK MAKE IT SOMETHING WORTHWHILE." Then I was following them as they were talking. I think Diane was in a track suit. Sarah was really tired and had no makeup on.
At some point, they ended up around some school busses and were trying to hang onto them by the reflector mirrors on the hoods? Diane did it fine and got ahead down the street but Sarah was far behind and junk. I was following on a sidewalk that suddenly became full of holes. There were prairie dogs in some of them staring up at me as I walked. One of them got out and started barking at me for being too close to its babies and was jumping and biting at my pantleg until I woke up.
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I have to clean the house before the festival today but my knees are so stiff.
Maddie gave me these questions to answer, so now I'm going to answer them!
1) If Kanye West was a religion and you were the high priest, what would the rules of the religion be?
Sunglasses and nice suits would have to be worn at all times, day and night, indoors and outdoors. There'd be a strict diet omitting foods that just aren't dope enough for anyone's mouth. Along with listening to Ye's music all the time, anyone who made their own music would have to loop their stuff over and over, just like Kanye does. All penances would be in rap-form.
2) Talk about where you want to be in five years.
Out of the house, at least. My parents are not impatient for me to leave due to this economic climate (Dad says he actually enjoys having both his daughters here), but it's like some kind of...lack of accomplishment if I'm not financially sound enough to be on my own, or at least in a place with people that aren't my parents. I'd like a job, or at least a series of jobs. A network for those jobs. I'd like to be trusted for my work so I can get more. I'd like to still be close to home and church and things familiar, but I'd also want to have been able to go someplace new. I'd like more close-proximity friends to go out and hang with, have lunches, etc...
I suppose I'd like to be in love, too, but I don't think I'll suffer not having that. So long as I have friends and family nearby, that is.
3) Tell us about one of your original characters.
Mikand is an earth-based demon, one of tens of thousands of siblings. His father was some kind of bull-monster (who was probably also a sibling from another batch because whatever man weird demon breeding), and he's growing up feeling pretty entitled to overseeing all of the bull-like demons. Calls himself the Bull Prince, but everyone calls him the Bullshit Prince, doho. He's haughty and obnoxious and loves to grandstand; his ego is roughly the size of the sun. Any chance to pick on someone for his own gain is a chance never ignored. One of his favorite pastimes is beating his half-blood siblings into the dirt, especially the ones who were fathered by a sky god. No good flippity-flappity asshole fliers, grumble grumble envy, etc.
His nose is huge.
4) You have a million dollars. What will you do with it?
In this order: set aside portions for student loans/car & credit card bills, portion for mom&dad to do with what they will, portion for church...and lots of new movie buying. Movies and comics.
5) What are the most embarrassing items in your wardrobe?
An oversized black shirt from Hot Topic with white lettering that reads: You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Oh, high school. :'|
At some point, they ended up around some school busses and were trying to hang onto them by the reflector mirrors on the hoods? Diane did it fine and got ahead down the street but Sarah was far behind and junk. I was following on a sidewalk that suddenly became full of holes. There were prairie dogs in some of them staring up at me as I walked. One of them got out and started barking at me for being too close to its babies and was jumping and biting at my pantleg until I woke up.
8|
I have to clean the house before the festival today but my knees are so stiff.
Maddie gave me these questions to answer, so now I'm going to answer them!
1) If Kanye West was a religion and you were the high priest, what would the rules of the religion be?
Sunglasses and nice suits would have to be worn at all times, day and night, indoors and outdoors. There'd be a strict diet omitting foods that just aren't dope enough for anyone's mouth. Along with listening to Ye's music all the time, anyone who made their own music would have to loop their stuff over and over, just like Kanye does. All penances would be in rap-form.
2) Talk about where you want to be in five years.
Out of the house, at least. My parents are not impatient for me to leave due to this economic climate (Dad says he actually enjoys having both his daughters here), but it's like some kind of...lack of accomplishment if I'm not financially sound enough to be on my own, or at least in a place with people that aren't my parents. I'd like a job, or at least a series of jobs. A network for those jobs. I'd like to be trusted for my work so I can get more. I'd like to still be close to home and church and things familiar, but I'd also want to have been able to go someplace new. I'd like more close-proximity friends to go out and hang with, have lunches, etc...
I suppose I'd like to be in love, too, but I don't think I'll suffer not having that. So long as I have friends and family nearby, that is.
3) Tell us about one of your original characters.
Mikand is an earth-based demon, one of tens of thousands of siblings. His father was some kind of bull-monster (who was probably also a sibling from another batch because whatever man weird demon breeding), and he's growing up feeling pretty entitled to overseeing all of the bull-like demons. Calls himself the Bull Prince, but everyone calls him the Bullshit Prince, doho. He's haughty and obnoxious and loves to grandstand; his ego is roughly the size of the sun. Any chance to pick on someone for his own gain is a chance never ignored. One of his favorite pastimes is beating his half-blood siblings into the dirt, especially the ones who were fathered by a sky god. No good flippity-flappity asshole fliers, grumble grumble envy, etc.
His nose is huge.
4) You have a million dollars. What will you do with it?
In this order: set aside portions for student loans/car & credit card bills, portion for mom&dad to do with what they will, portion for church...and lots of new movie buying. Movies and comics.
5) What are the most embarrassing items in your wardrobe?
An oversized black shirt from Hot Topic with white lettering that reads: You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.
Oh, high school. :'|
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you'll have to pay for the electricity, though. that crap gets expensive.
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that's disgusting.
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OH GOD OH GOD I HAD THAT SAME SHIRT FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.
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guuuuuuuuh.
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YOU'RE ALL THE SAAAAAAAAAME
Also, the beginning of your dream is coincidentally reflective of some old friends I know who just make 12-year-old jokes at politicians for some reason. Then again these are the same people who use overused old memes but that's a whole other story.
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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bitch
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i bought a pair every year
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it's the sick weird stuff like the twilight body glitter or random leash-tease pants that annoy me.
the pants mostly annoy me because all the various hooks can get pulled off by accident, let alone on purpose.
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shirts like that are the reason i never wore / am never going to wear shirts with phrases on them.
Also I think my dream beats out yours in coolness factor, but you definitely win on celebrity cameos.
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i just consider myself owning a shirt, bumper sticker, or cup with some worn out smarmy sarcastic remark
and just want to slap myself over and over again
HUHHHHHH BEING SO OUTSIDE THE NORM THOSE SHEEP HAVE NO IDEA
ARRANGING MY PICTURES OF JOHNNY DEPP