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WHY DO MY PARENTS TALK...
HEE HEE WHOLE FAMILY GOING TO SEE TOY STORY 3 YAYA--
...uh
Dad: Tell Katie the show's at 1:30
Mom: She's in the shower.
Dad: Oh.
Mom: I'm waitin' for her to get out so I can pee.
Dad: Ah, the joys of external genetalia.
Mom: >:| Yeah I can't just whip it out and pee against the garage.
Me: .,.,,.
Dad: That's right!
....,so yeah. first family movie outing since Wallace and Gromit AND THIS TIME DAD'S NOT GONNA SLEEP THROUGH IT.,,.
oh just kidding mOM'S A SPOILSPORT AND WON'T GO WITH US
LMAO MY DAD
in reference to a cute pizza delivery boy with plugs--
Dad: DON'T YOU DARE BRING ONE OF THOSE CHIMPANZEES HOME I DON'T CARE IF HE'S GOT A 4.0
Me: OR A PHD?
Dad: I DON'T CARE I'M MAKING A SOCIAL STATEMENT DON'T BRING ONE OF THOSE PLUGHEADS HOME
...uh
Dad: Tell Katie the show's at 1:30
Mom: She's in the shower.
Dad: Oh.
Mom: I'm waitin' for her to get out so I can pee.
Dad: Ah, the joys of external genetalia.
Mom: >:| Yeah I can't just whip it out and pee against the garage.
Me: .,.,,.
Dad: That's right!
....,so yeah. first family movie outing since Wallace and Gromit AND THIS TIME DAD'S NOT GONNA SLEEP THROUGH IT.,,.
oh just kidding mOM'S A SPOILSPORT AND WON'T GO WITH US
LMAO MY DAD
in reference to a cute pizza delivery boy with plugs--
Dad: DON'T YOU DARE BRING ONE OF THOSE CHIMPANZEES HOME I DON'T CARE IF HE'S GOT A 4.0
Me: OR A PHD?
Dad: I DON'T CARE I'M MAKING A SOCIAL STATEMENT DON'T BRING ONE OF THOSE PLUGHEADS HOME