Mom, Dad, and I are traveling down to Our Lady of Consolation tomorrow afternoon for the mass and hrnghn. If there's no confessions beforehand idk what I'm gonna do with myself. *hairpull.
HEE HEE WHOLE FAMILY GOING TO SEE TOY STORY 3 YAYA--
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Dad: Tell Katie the show's at 1:30 Mom: She's in the shower. Dad: Oh. Mom: I'm waitin' for her to get out so I can pee. Dad: Ah, the joys of external genetalia. Mom: >:| Yeah I can't just whip it out and pee against the garage. Me: .,.,,. Dad: That's right!
....,so yeah. first family movie outing since Wallace and Gromit AND THIS TIME DAD'S NOT GONNA SLEEP THROUGH IT.,,. oh just kidding mOM'S A SPOILSPORT AND WON'T GO WITH US
LMAO MY DAD
in reference to a cute pizza delivery boy with plugs--
Dad: DON'T YOU DARE BRING ONE OF THOSE CHIMPANZEES HOME I DON'T CARE IF HE'S GOT A 4.0 Me: OR A PHD? Dad: I DON'T CARE I'M MAKING A SOCIAL STATEMENT DON'T BRING ONE OF THOSE PLUGHEADS HOME