LOOK! OVER IN THAT RECLINER!

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I had like 2 hours of sleep but woke up for my shift all awake and perky and I was fun until nowwwww and now I am crashing hhh. I lector'd it up at mass again. T'was nice. HOT AS HALE THOUGH and I had to park far away and bklsfds who cares

i will tell you though that my dad's friend bill called and i had to give my dad the phone to call him back
what proceeded that was half a conversation about some misunderstanding over an anecdote at the EMT picnic on saturday
it more or less closed with my dad saying the following:

"Bill you know our friendship has been through a lot and it'd take more than that to change it. I love you, man, and hell. I'll even say I'm sometimes sexually attracted to you.

"Oh, woops. I think I just scarred my daughter for life, HA.

"...Yeah, I do think it is your cute butt."















yep

in other news my neighbor's beagle is having puppies
or already had them today
idk i didn't check

this is the worst post ever i'm too tired to care i have no motivation to


but dad says i should think about trying to print a small graphic novel
huh

Ggg you know when you glance outside and you just know it's gonna be gross and hot and ick...I just wanna stay inside and absorb this cold air forever and ever, booth#1 be damned. And seriously, it is a Tuesday. It best be slow, even if Turtle Cove is like apparently the rockinest place to be south of Metro Beach.


Speaking of beaches. I believe I've had at least 12 people ask me where the beach is in our park this year. There is no beach. There is a small river. No beach. DIRT. MUD. NO SAND. WHO TELLS PEOPLE THERE'S A BEACH HERE. LAKE EERIE IS LIKE 15/20MIN EAST. YOU WANT A BEACH? HOP ON I-75 AND DRIVE SOUTH FOR ABOUT 2 DAYS, THERE'S YOUR BEACH. ENJOY FLORIDA.

Not really mad about it, just...after 6 years of working here I still get this nonsense. I have noticed people learning in regards to other stuff (like where our secret west entrance is sobs) but...someone will always ask where the beach is. And someone will always think it's $3 entry despite it being $4 for nearly a decade and $5 this year.

Hurr. Durr.


I felt so stomachsick when I woke up but I had some saltines so I feel better, but fuhh. I should eat something with more substance before melting outdoors.


This post is useless but it keeps me from staring out the window or chewing on my fingernails. Nail polish is kind of fixing this issue kind of. STILL FIERCELY BLUE.


Mmnghfe puffy left knee. Debating on whether Naprosen is worth taking today. Idk. I'll just not have dairy to make sure my stomach doesn't call mutiny out there.


I can't look at the Madagascar penguin plush across my room without the sense of noodles judging me through those lifeless plastic eyes

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