SShshsssssssha

[noelleno]

I swear if Quilla backs out of seeing Watchmen on Thursday I will rip a meteor out of space and just smash it on the entire city of Detroit over and over and over maybe about sixteen times nonstop. *wild animal snort* I have not seen her in like two or three years and she is not flaking out on me again so help me God. *sEETHES*

God the Thunderbolts crossover starts up in this week's Deadpool I don't know
jack shit about these
dumbass Marvel teams I simply
do not care hm.

I was going to be so amazingly productive today but no. My last two Terra DVDs came in and then there's C&C which needs to stop existing so I can.
Pass my classes.
Yeah.

Also fuck you Chain of Memories did you see that shit? Yeah it takes me four times to beat Hades but Larxene you little bitchknuckle you go down in two. In TWO. Little lightning letter opener-chucking hussy. Yeah. YEAH.

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero Stalked again, a rant by tyrannicalalien. dreadable is stalking tyrannicalalien dreadable's REAL name : Gunderson Rutledge dreadable's REAL DOB : 25th August 1976 Height :168 cm Weight : 73.4 kg dreadable has dreamt about you : 25 times dreadable became interested in you : 17th April 2005 dreadable's latest dream about you You are on a golfcourse with dreadable and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter. This is how dreadable describes your relationship behind your back 'At first I thought it was just friendship, but it's more than that. The way tyrannicalalien looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either it loves me as much as I love her or it's terrified. And that isn't very likely, is it......?' dreadable's been stealing stuff from your house too. You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well dreadable has them. They've even started modifying their body for you In a night of sheer angst dreadable carved 'tyrannicalalien' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines The world cannot take away what we have. We are destined to be two lovebirds entwined eternally in our love for one another. To cut the crap, do you fancy a fuck? The Police No. calls to the police : 8 times Your Last Call to The Police "Hi, is that the police? This is tyrannicalalien, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of dreadable is trying to knock my front door down with an axe." dreadable's Police File It's quite obvious to us that dreadable is clinically insane and should be sectioned immediately. Testimonies about dreadable ensnare - Lord of the Irn-Bru 'Uncool and unhip dreadable is just plain shit!' renuki - Long-haul trucker 'I'm completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked dreadable. Are you sure you're accusing the right person?' lais_mendes - Flaccid Pornstar 'Neurotic, depressing and royally fucked up are only three of the possible phrases I could use to describe both dreadable and tyrannicalalien. Chances are tyrannicalalien's just made all of this shit up again.' thanatoast - Marathon Munt 'I used to love dreadable. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.'

I don't know what it says yet I'm too
insane to read this foul block of html.

Comments

[jupiterk.livejournal.com]

KNOCK DOWN YOUR DOOR WITH AN AXE LMFALFMO

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

GOD SHOULDN'T THAT BE NESSY?

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

*has all your baby teeth....*

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

THAT IS LIKE 2.50 IN FAIRY MONEY GIVE THEM BACK

[lightpipe.livejournal.com]

I am so jealous you're going on thursday.

just fyi.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

You should punch out a soccermom jack her SUV drive to Livonia and totally meet me up there and clog up the line in.

[anthraxpretzels.livejournal.com]

All I remember about my 934891023 Captain Hook fights is A bloody puddle with a keyblade in the middle :C

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

LMFAO OH MY GOD DO YOU REALIZE
THAT I
started scrolling up to reread the meme thinking "...where the FUCK did this thing mention fighting Captain Hook I don't eve--ohOH RIGHT CHAIN OF MEMORTIO;KAS"


*lays in a puddle of retarded and overtiredness*

[expletives]

then


where did my teeth go


motherfucking wisdom teeth sat on my desk for months and now they're gone

does dre have those too?

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Yeah like you're worth fantasizing compared to me

[genegenethedm.livejournal.com]

Stains the zombie dog! AWESOME!

[jupiterk.livejournal.com]

childofmars's latest dream about you
childofmars and TYrannicalalien make passionate love on a condom strewn beach in Belgium to the sound of George Michael's Careless Whisper playing in the distance.

LFMALFMO GOD THESE ARE THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS MEME

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

THAT IS THE MOST HORRIFIC IMAGE EVER GOD WHAT THE FUCK GEORGE MICHAE;KL COPULDN'T IT AHVE BEEN CRHIS ISSAAK

[childofmars.livejournal.com]

Oh my God! THERE ARE BEACHES IN BELGIUM?!!!?!

*makes plans*

[childofmars.livejournal.com]

"you little bitchknuckle you" LMFAOaalskdalsdflasl


She had better not back out, please God don't let her back out.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I AM READY TO GRAB A METEOR AND JUST


SMASH

[cheezmonke.livejournal.com]

Im jealous. Want to see it in imax but can't even see it in theaters ;____;

tyrannicalalien is awoken by the heavy breathing of cheezmonke who is sitting on your bed stroking a fat ginger cat. Your stalker winks at you and pat's you on the groin whilst you attempt to cower in horror beneath your bed linen.

wow. this meme is justtt wonderful XD

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

It's not iMaxing it up over here either boo.

GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM

[thanatoast.livejournal.com]

Little lightning letter opener-chucking hussy.

best description of Larx EVER

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

GOD I JUST

IT WAS VERY SATISFYING
smacking that
betch

[sentienttoaster.livejournal.com]

SO I AM NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO CRIES EVERY TIME I PLAY CHAIN OF MEMORIES?

Do you know how long it took me to beat Trick Master or whatever that pansy called himself in Wonder Land?

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I laugh till I get misty sometimes???

Dude fuck the juggler hades was an asshole

[squareorange.livejournal.com]

YOU'RE SEEING IT THURSDAY

I HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SUNDAY YOU LUCKY LITTLE SDKLFJSDFJ

I AM GOING TO JUST AVOID THE INTERNET UNTIL THEN SKJF
TELL ME IF IT WAS GOOD
NO WAIT DON'T I DON'T WANT TO KNOW IN ADVANCE IF IT WAS BAD I'LL CRY

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I WILL KEEP MY THOUGHTS UNDER SAFE LITTLE LJ-CUTS OKAY

[okura-chan.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I saw that cross over thing in the newsletter the comic shop in the city sends to me.

XD I love the dream dre had.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I have
no idea who the Thunderbolts are I just hope
Deadpool spanks them idk.


WHY WOULD YOU LOVE MY PAIN.

[sugarlungs.livejournal.com]

dude

i have tickets for the midnight showing on thursday & DIRECTLY after it imax tickets for 4am. and a friday morning class. andsflkg /freak

also c&c made me miss my paper deadline for the day! whooo!

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

You are insane lol good luck not showing up to Friday class.

[radiocandy.livejournal.com]

I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN PAST TRAVERSE TOWN ON COM

*THROWS DOWN CONTROLLER

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

LMFAO FUCK THESE CARDS