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I swear if Quilla backs out of seeing Watchmen on Thursday I will rip a meteor out of space and just smash it on the entire city of Detroit over and over and over maybe about sixteen times nonstop. *wild animal snort* I have not seen her in like two or three years and she is not flaking out on me again so help me God. *sEETHES*

God the Thunderbolts crossover starts up in this week's Deadpool I don't know
jack shit about these
dumbass Marvel teams I simply
do not care hm.

I was going to be so amazingly productive today but no. My last two Terra DVDs came in and then there's C&C which needs to stop existing so I can.
Pass my classes.
Yeah.

Also fuck you Chain of Memories did you see that shit? Yeah it takes me four times to beat Hades but Larxene you little bitchknuckle you go down in two. In TWO. Little lightning letter opener-chucking hussy. Yeah. YEAH.

Stalked again, a rant by tyrannicalalien.

dreadable is stalking tyrannicalalien
dreadable's REAL name :	Gunderson Rutledge
dreadable's REAL DOB :	25th August 1976
Height :168 cm	Weight : 73.4 kg
dreadable has dreamt about you :	25 times
dreadable became interested in you :	17th April 2005
dreadable's latest dream about you
You are on a golfcourse with dreadable and your tormentor is showing you kinky new ways to make use of the putter.
This is how dreadable describes your relationship behind your back
'At first I thought it was just friendship, but it's more than that. The way tyrannicalalien looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either it loves me as much as I love her or it's terrified. And that isn't very likely, is it......?'
dreadable's been stealing stuff from your house too.
You know the way all of your baby teeth mysteriously disappeared? Well dreadable has them.
They've even started modifying their body for you
In a night of sheer angst dreadable carved 'tyrannicalalien' into their forehead with a set of bakers tongs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
The world cannot take away what we have. We are destined to be two lovebirds entwined eternally in our love for one another. To cut the crap, do you fancy a fuck?

The Police
No. calls to the police :	8 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, is that the police? This is tyrannicalalien, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of dreadable is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."
dreadable's Police File
It's quite obvious to us that dreadable is clinically insane and should be sectioned immediately.

Testimonies about dreadable

ensnare - Lord of the Irn-Bru

'Uncool and unhip dreadable is just plain shit!'

renuki - Long-haul trucker

'I'm completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked dreadable. Are you sure you're accusing the right person?'

lais_mendes - Flaccid Pornstar

'Neurotic, depressing and royally fucked up are only three of the possible phrases I could use to describe both dreadable and tyrannicalalien. Chances are tyrannicalalien's just made all of this shit up again.'

thanatoast - Marathon Munt

'I used to love dreadable. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.'

I don't know what it says yet I'm too
insane to read this foul block of html.

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From:

jupiterk.livejournal.com

KNOCK DOWN YOUR DOOR WITH AN AXE LMFALFMO

From:

noelleno.livejournal.com

GOD SHOULDN'T THAT BE NESSY?

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