hello little dc ship icon i haven't used you in a while

IT COMPLETELY SLIPPED MY MIND THAT IT WAS SUNDAY WHAT EVEN. Woops missed the early mass 11:30 HERE I COME. My brain has been so wired to "HURR HIDEOUS FIREWORKS ONSLAUGHT INCOMING" that the smell of Dad making breakfast was the only thing that made "Sunday" register in my brain. O wao.

Our operations office is now in possession of a plastic cane that my boss Jim has named "Human Resources" or just "HR". He's been threatening to whack my other boss, Al, with it since yesterday, and has sworn to take it out to the booth with us today as a means of self-defense against both Al and mean patrons. MY BOSSES ARE REALLY, REALLY MATURE YOU GUYS.

Another fun fact about working the 4th at the Metroparks: we go through daily stickers as if they were peanuts, so in order to collect all the audit stubs, we have these little boxes made with slots to put the stubs in. Faces are drawn on them. Booth 8(the awesome booth--the one I work at)'s stub box has been done up to look like former President Taft. With a monocle. He eats our stubs and gets fatter and heavier as the evening wears on. This is really mature behavior.

HAHAHA IT'S GOING TO BE SO HOT YOU GUYS I CAN'T EVEN REGISTER HOW INSANE WE'RE GONNA BE *SHOVES NEWBIE OUT OF THE BOX AND CLAIMS THE CHAIR*



ANYWHO ( lalala )

greetings from the bowels of madness

*SCREAMS





*drives back to work

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DRAW MOVEMENT EVERY DAY NO EXCEPTIONS ( +1 )

Lmao seriously this year it was insane. We had 3 lanes open and people just kept coming NONSTOP UP UNTIL WHEN THE COPS CLOSED THE GATE i was just like WHY....
Cars lined the roads and all over the grass and i can bet they're still trying to get everyone out because ghdfk


SO TIRED