Wtf is dignity
Sep. 17th, 2006 06:02 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
noellenoOooh, Ren fest. I love it so much. ;_; And we had a lot of people come (EXCEPT QUILLA WHO NOW SUCKS FOREVER OKAY). Jakey, Renee, Gene, Vaughn, Nick, Sam, Tim, Steve, Keyra, and myself. We piled into two cars, Tim's SUV and Gene's Cadillac, drove up, picked up Keyra from campus, and then headed out. No construction problems, no hitches, we got there a half hour earlier than I anticipated, so yay! And I got a student discount of awesomeness, so no complaints there.
I had brought my dad's ancient wizard costume that my Mom made for him to wear, and it was the most wretched thing I ever saw. It was perfect. He was just pissed because it didn't come with a beard. He found a large stick and made that his staff. It was very..uh short. Haa. And he bitched about turkey being $5 but it was a HUGE drumstick so...bah. I bought some more of that spreadable honey good stuff, and Vaughn bought like 9000000 honey sticks. Twice.
Annnd uhh, we watched a really bitchin' joust in which our overweight blue guy pwned hardcore, so hurrah for that. Lol at the Scottish bad guy with platinum blonde hair. And the Spanish guy with an eyepatch. At least it was better than last year; England had a frickin' Fabio with flowy locks that won.
Okay I can't really talk in decent sequence, so here's the photos.
Let us first examine the wretched, wretched horror that is Tim in a Wizard Costume(tm).
There are still chalk lines around the glitter stars and moons my mom made with glitter glue on the back. It's that bad. XD We all groaned and lol'd at the same time when he stepped out. That shirt he's wearing is pretty fantastic, too. Dragons and unicorns and pegasus..es..pegasi?
And another, if only because he truly is the most disgusting wizard ever.
That's the 'staff' he found. He is uh. Casting a spell? While Nick and Renee just watch.
Vaughn and Gene, reunited! No doubt Gene missed THAT. Hee.
The Wales knight, our knight. He was pimp.
Wales knight wailing (hurr hurr, get it?) down on Spanish Eyepatch doof with a hammer.
Yellow guy's Scottland, green guy's England, and Spain again. I think Wales is sprawled out on the ground somewhere, but he gets back up and pwns them all.
Lets take a minute to admire how retarded this guy looks. XD He makes me think of Voltron. Pirate Voltron.
Okay now CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
David the Gnome. DAVID THE FUCKING GNOME. Does anyone remember that Nick Jr. show? THAT IS HIM, I SWEAR. This is the "lol" version of the picture, since as it was being taken, the guy said "Come in close now--Eehee! not that close!" and we kinda laughed. I LOVE Gene's face.
The other one, Steve included. No Tim cause he was in the bathroom and missed out. The back is Jakey (who is hiding), Vaughn, Renee, Nick, and Gene. Steve, myself, Keyra, DAVID THE FUCKING GNOME, and Sam (holding Tim's magical staff and robe).
XD
Okay so yeah, Nick and Steve went up and signed a warrant for me to be thrown in the damn jail. Under "General Female Bimbosity." I think Nick came up with that; it sounds very like him. Bastards. XD
Then this lady came up to Vaughn and said, "HEY WANNA PLAY A GAME?"
He said, "Sure?"
She said, "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL. :D"
So Vaughn was in there with me, too. XD Under "Just because". We had to perform on a stage and do a little routine of Simon Says and sing I'm a Little Teapot and yadda yadda. STEVE RECORDED IT. I didn't know my camera could do that, shit. You can hear him go "hurr hurr no I'm recording it!" That little bastard. But whatever. Vaughn had the GALL to say he could upstage me. HAH. I think I definitely pwned him, especially with the ass-shaking. I don't know if I can trust you guys with this clip, but I have no dignity, so here it is anyway. Try not to hurt yourself Loling. ESPECIALLY YOU![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fightfair. I HAVE A NICE HAT AT LEAST? Got it for a great price, too. That's Vaughn next to me in his dumb little Michigan shirt. XD He kept getting his left and right mixed up, harr.
So yeah. Good times. New hat, honey, loss of any bit of self-respect I ever had (and Vaughn's, too! two for one!). It was wonderful.
I had brought my dad's ancient wizard costume that my Mom made for him to wear, and it was the most wretched thing I ever saw. It was perfect. He was just pissed because it didn't come with a beard. He found a large stick and made that his staff. It was very..uh short. Haa. And he bitched about turkey being $5 but it was a HUGE drumstick so...bah. I bought some more of that spreadable honey good stuff, and Vaughn bought like 9000000 honey sticks. Twice.
Annnd uhh, we watched a really bitchin' joust in which our overweight blue guy pwned hardcore, so hurrah for that. Lol at the Scottish bad guy with platinum blonde hair. And the Spanish guy with an eyepatch. At least it was better than last year; England had a frickin' Fabio with flowy locks that won.
Okay I can't really talk in decent sequence, so here's the photos.
Let us first examine the wretched, wretched horror that is Tim in a Wizard Costume(tm).
There are still chalk lines around the glitter stars and moons my mom made with glitter glue on the back. It's that bad. XD We all groaned and lol'd at the same time when he stepped out. That shirt he's wearing is pretty fantastic, too. Dragons and unicorns and pegasus..es..pegasi?
And another, if only because he truly is the most disgusting wizard ever.
That's the 'staff' he found. He is uh. Casting a spell? While Nick and Renee just watch.
Vaughn and Gene, reunited! No doubt Gene missed THAT. Hee.
The Wales knight, our knight. He was pimp.
Wales knight wailing (hurr hurr, get it?) down on Spanish Eyepatch doof with a hammer.
Yellow guy's Scottland, green guy's England, and Spain again. I think Wales is sprawled out on the ground somewhere, but he gets back up and pwns them all.
Lets take a minute to admire how retarded this guy looks. XD He makes me think of Voltron. Pirate Voltron.
Okay now CHECK THIS SHIT OUT
David the Gnome. DAVID THE FUCKING GNOME. Does anyone remember that Nick Jr. show? THAT IS HIM, I SWEAR. This is the "lol" version of the picture, since as it was being taken, the guy said "Come in close now--Eehee! not that close!" and we kinda laughed. I LOVE Gene's face.
The other one, Steve included. No Tim cause he was in the bathroom and missed out. The back is Jakey (who is hiding), Vaughn, Renee, Nick, and Gene. Steve, myself, Keyra, DAVID THE FUCKING GNOME, and Sam (holding Tim's magical staff and robe).
XD
Okay so yeah, Nick and Steve went up and signed a warrant for me to be thrown in the damn jail. Under "General Female Bimbosity." I think Nick came up with that; it sounds very like him. Bastards. XD
Then this lady came up to Vaughn and said, "HEY WANNA PLAY A GAME?"
He said, "Sure?"
She said, "YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL. :D"
So Vaughn was in there with me, too. XD Under "Just because". We had to perform on a stage and do a little routine of Simon Says and sing I'm a Little Teapot and yadda yadda. STEVE RECORDED IT. I didn't know my camera could do that, shit. You can hear him go "hurr hurr no I'm recording it!" That little bastard. But whatever. Vaughn had the GALL to say he could upstage me. HAH. I think I definitely pwned him, especially with the ass-shaking. I don't know if I can trust you guys with this clip, but I have no dignity, so here it is anyway. Try not to hurt yourself Loling. ESPECIALLY YOU
fightfair. I HAVE A NICE HAT AT LEAST? Got it for a great price, too. That's Vaughn next to me in his dumb little Michigan shirt. XD He kept getting his left and right mixed up, harr.So yeah. Good times. New hat, honey, loss of any bit of self-respect I ever had (and Vaughn's, too! two for one!). It was wonderful.
