SWEET JESUS NO

[noelleno]

THERE ARE ANTIBIOTICS, SEX HORMONES, AND DRUGS IN THE WATER SUPPLY!?


OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT. I have come to terms with the fact that people wanted to MINE FOR MERCURY in the Detroit river, but


SERIOUSLY GUYS.


WHAT THE HELL. UURUUGHGHJIAFKLDS

Comments

[nephrite.livejournal.com]

LMFAO, WHAT'S GOING ONNNN!!


Let us know if you become some kind of sex-confused maniacal superhero. :D

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

O-okay DX

[thunderhorse.livejournal.com]

MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT WHEN I WAS DRINKING SOMMMMMME ;A;

I WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

INNOCENCE HAS BEEN LOST

[soysauce.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT I HOPE ITS A GOOD THING

WELL ITS OBVIOUSLY NOT

WHY ARE WE YELLING

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

WE ARE YELLING BECAUSE THERE ARE ANTIBIOTICS, SEX HORMONES, AND DRUGS IN THE WATER SUPPLY

[renuki.livejournal.com]

O_O

Gah.... That make the fact I have to use that water to clean my mouth even worse! D:

(...Well, unless that doesn't count for where I'm at.)

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

It was like 45 metropolitan areas and I don't know where. I'm sure a news site will reveal all DX



EITHER THAT OR I GUESS WHEN YOU START GROWING A LAVISH BEARD, WHILE BEING STRANGELY IMMUNE TO BIRD FLU, YOU'LL KNOW

[renuki.livejournal.com]

*nod* Now I gotta decide if I even want to know. XD

Heh. XD

[leeann-marie.livejournal.com]

I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I screamed at the radio...not that that's a really rare thing for me to do, but still!

[corpe.livejournal.com]

THERE IS NOTHING I CAN DRINK THAT IS SAFE, NOT EVEN RAINWATER

I FEEL SO HOPELESS NOW, LIKE IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I DO AND DON'T DO TO MY BODY. AAAAUGH

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

DON'T WORRY

BLEACH FIXES EVERYTHING

LET'S JUST ALL DRINK BLEACH

IT'S SAFE, RIGHT?

[corpe.livejournal.com]

OR PEPTO-BISMOL

HEY I KNOW IT'S A PHARMACEUTICAL

BUT BETTER THE DEVIL YOU KNOW, RIGHT?

[midair.livejournal.com]

AT LEAST YOU'RE BACTERIA-FREE :D

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I KNOW, RITE?

[dietotaku.livejournal.com]

I'M JUST LAUGHING OVER THE FACT THAT IT IS ONLY THE KNOWLEDGE OF THIS STUFF THAT'S FREAKING PEOPLE OUT. LEIK, NO ONE HAD CAUSE TO WORRY BEFORE THIS NEWS BROKE; NO ONE WAS SPONTANEOUSLY GROWING TITS ON THEIR HEAD OR ANYTHING. BUT NOW EVERYONE IS FREAKING OUT LIKE IT'S RADIOACTIVE OR SOME SHIT.

IT'S JUST LIKE THE PEOPLE WHO SWORE OFF CHOCOLATE FOREVER AFTER FINDING OUT THERE WERE *TRACE AMOUNTS* OF STUFF LIKE INSECT PARTS MIXED IN THERE, IN QUANTITIES WELL BELOW REGULATORY STANDARDS. THEY'VE ALREADY BEEN EATING BUGS FOR YEARS, BUT THEY FREAKED OUT ANYWAY.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

It's just a pain in the ass after all the NIGHTMARES we hear about Detroit water.

You know that chemical companies don't have to TELL ANYONE about the chemicals they dump? Except reservation Native Americans. o_o

I JUST WANT A LIST OF THE STUFF I'M INGESTING. I'LL STILL DRINK IT. I JUST NEED TO KNOW IF I HAVE TO BUY AN EXTRA RAZOR OR SOMETHING.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I got a spiel about the water refinery over at Wayne State (promptly before touring the place) and heard about the chemical dumps and the mercury and the whatnot

But srsly I just wanna know what's in there. It'd make awesome travel-talk on a plane amirite.

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

nothing surprises me anymore. :

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

The internet ruined everything!

[soaker87.livejournal.com]

That's really just disgusting.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

PART OF A BALANCED DIET

[hollywoodism.livejournal.com]

SO I'VE BEEN DRINKING SEX HORMONES, ANTIBIOTICS, AND DRUGS MY WHOLE LIFE?!!1

WHAT THE HELL

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

NO WONDER YOU ARE SO SEXY AND GERM-FREE

[puffin-essence.livejournal.com]

QUICK - WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO'S RESPONSIBLE AND FILE A SUPERFLUOUS CLASS ACTION LAWSUIT AGAINST THEIR MOM!!

AND YELLING HELPS.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

IT WORKED AGAINST MCDONALDS

[puffin-essence.livejournal.com]

ONLY BECAUSE WE BLACKMAILED RONALD MCDONALD WITH HIS KIDDIE PORN COLLECTION.

AND HIS CRACK ADDICTION.