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[noelleno]

Yeeeah. It was awful. I wasn't surprised, but goodness, it was pretty bad. It makes me wish MST3K still did their thing, because this is a prime candidate.

Nick was more surprised than I was at how bad it was, apologized, but ha, that wasn't really necessary. As bad as it was...it was funny. Absurd-funny.


Also lol at Photobucket deleting my nude sketch post. "OMG NO BOOBS OR WOMAN CROTCH ON OUR PHOTOBUKITZ". Psh. There's a difference between "nude" and "naked", internet. LEARN IT.


DOUBLE ALSO DAMMIT BECKY I TORE THROUGH VINLAND SAGA AAHHRHGHGHRHGH THORKELL IS FABULOUS AND SO IS ASKELADD AND THORFINN REALLY IS A DAIBA. I WANT MORE RIGHT THIS MINUTE. It reinstated my faith in things with "saga" in the title. Harlock Saga wasn't very good. ):

Comments

[midair.livejournal.com]

lol I heard it was pretty bad. There's one more thing I won't be seeing 8|

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

It's one of those things that you would be better off catching on a boring Tuesday on HBO and laugh at it while eating Hot Pockets or something. XD

[midair.livejournal.com]

I was thinking about seeing it with a few history geek friends, if only so we can all lol pretentiously at it.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I think there will be more cringing and tears of laughter, really. I can only imagine the writer of this piece as some 14-year old who borrowed a book about neanderthals from the library once and thinks that 300 is the best movie EVAR!!!1

Though the main guy's name is Delay. Or D'lay. Or Dlai. However they want to spell it. But I just kept thinking...Tom DeLay? XDD

[midair.livejournal.com]

lol I read a review, and they spelled it D'lai or something. And Evolet? wtf that's not a cavewoman name. 8|

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

It sounds like "Evrett" on screen and reads like "Chevrolet" in text! XD

[dietotaku.livejournal.com]

i am pretty sure my friends who like it were only oggling the half-naked man-meat the whole time. XD

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

BUT THEY WERE COVERED IN DIRT AND/OR WEREN'T THAT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL though they had curiously white teeth for neanderthals



...Though the one old guy with the stupid white spear wasn't that awful. The rest was MEH. THIS IS NO SPARTAAA.

[misora.livejournal.com]

WHAT'S THAT???

OKAY I AM DEFINITELY SEEING THIS NAO

[ruffwriter.livejournal.com]

*Stumbles in half-deaf* XD (And I cut out early, too! The party's still going on upstairs!)

HAHAHA! You're ahead of me now in Vinland Saga, I think I have to catch up. But isn't Thorkell so friggin fabulous? Such a conquistador. ♥

What the hell, Photobucket? Nice. D:

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Oh God I LOVE Thorkell he is adoreable. His eyes and grin crack me the hell up. I want him and Askeladd to get drunk together and make fun of Thorfinn till he goes off to mope and yell at Prince Wussalots. Caute. Whatever it was. I forget. NO ONE CARES.


This is also my favorite icon now.

[dewdropinn.livejournal.com]

Ha~! Every time my roommate sees the ad for that movie on tv she has to comment on how ridiculous it looks XD

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

It was incredible. It was like...14-year old bad-historyfic. The narration made it WORSE.

Also lines like

"See that light in the sky? *POINTING AT NORTH STAR WHATEVER* My love for you is like that"

Whatever. You are a neanderthal. Beat her on the head and drag her away by her hair, like we saw in the old cartoons.

[lewdness.livejournal.com]

I was kinda feeling gipped at the ending. Like, yayayaytragic, then. what. no. :|

*trying to avoid spoilers*

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

OH GOD ME TOO. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT. SO CHEAP. IF THEY HADN'T DONE THAT SHIT, MAYBE IT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT BA--

well no it woulda still been bad but IT WOULD'VE BEEN BETTER. XD

[lewdness.livejournal.com]

I lol'd so hard at so many parts; when the kid whose mom died was following them and he was all, "D: can I have some water?" my friend turned to me and was like, "aren't they surrounded by uh. Snow?"

me: they haven't evolved that far, shut up.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

My favorite was when Tom DeLay/Dlai/Delay/WHATEVER and that other guy snuck into the slave quarters to rile everyone up, THEN LEFT.


UM


WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST TAKE EVERYONE ELSE WITH THEM? OR AT LEAST THE "CAN I HAS WATER" KID.

[lewdness.livejournal.com]

T'Leh? I think? And I know lmfao. And with the whole mammoth thing? where he was all, "D: i didn't truly kill it"

uh, yeah you did. :|

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Truly. It may have been retarded stumbling and shit, BUT IT STILL COUNTS.

God I wish MST3K still ripped on bad movies.

[lewdness.livejournal.com]

*laughs* It'd be epic.

I rather liked it; wouldn't see it again but meh, wasn't that bad.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I dunno man.

"SEE THAT LIGHT UP THERE? THAT IS MY LOVE FOR YOU. YOU WILL ALWAYS BE IN MY HEART BLABLABLABALBLABA"

It was..pretty rough to sit through. XD

[lewdness.livejournal.com]

XD

A lot of it was really predictable. "...Hey. What's Xerxes doing in this movie? I bet he gets a spear thrown at him. Maybe it'll hit."

...

"FUCK YEAH SPARTA."

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

GOD I KNOW.

Where were those pervy high priests getting their bling? It's the STONE AGE. THEY ALL FIGHT WITH BONE AND WOOD SPEARS. WHAT ARE YOU DOING, SILLIES.

[lewdness.livejournal.com]

They had a fucking piece of solid gold on their pyramid. I think bling-bling was a little less hard to create. XDDD

Lol'd at T'Leh being all Dr. Dolittle though.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

[lewdness.livejournal.com]

GODDAMNIT I WAS WAITING AND HOPING AND ALL I GET IS 'BRB TALKING TO TABBYCAT'? D:

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

[lewdness.livejournal.com]

Eat his face eat his face eat his face.

Ahahaha, when he got out, I was all, JESUS CHRIST PLEASE LET HIM HAVE EATEN TIC-TAC.

Friend: It's Tic'Tic.

Me: EAT HIM EAT HIM EAT HIM.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA POOR TIC'TIC

Nick pointed out: Hey so Tic'Tic said he heard the guys they were tracking being attacked but he DIDN'T HEAR Tom DELAY SHOUTING IN A GIANT HOLE WITH A TIGER?

[lewdness.livejournal.com]

No, man, the rain was clearly blocking out the close sounds, and making the screaming from far away be louder. Or something.

EAT HIM EAT HIM EAT HIM.

[mango-sama.livejournal.com]

THEY DO.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOODNESS

[drygon.livejournal.com]

Omg that movie. I went with friends and low expectations.

I lol'd so hard.

"We're in the mountains! We're in the jungle! We're in the African grasslands! We're in the desert! We're in Egypt! :DDD"
Old Mother: *strangled breathing*

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Old Mother: *SPAZZFITCOLLAPSEWHINEETC*

...WHOSE TURN IS IT TO CHANGE GRANDMA?

[drygon.livejournal.com]

She had absolutly no point what so ever. ...But then neither did like half of the movie.

I especially liked how whatshisface was essentially moses what with the whole slaves in Egypt thing. Way to have an original plot. I was just waiting for the "let my people gooooooo!"

[mango-sama.livejournal.com]

HAAAAA I saw that movie on Thursday. my favorite part of the movie is the old slave prophet guy, and when he spoke he sounded EXACTLY like the Godpigeon from Animaniacs. XD

oh and then afterwards the friend I saw it with asked me, "so, what that, like...historically accurate?"

... yes. yes it was.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

It's a documentary.

[filia-umbrae.livejournal.com]

ZOMG! VINLAD SAGA! I'm working my through it, but holy shit! Someone other than, like, the two friends who have recommended it to me! Neato.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I am almost officially HOOKED to that thing oh God. A manga where prettyboys do NOT run the show. I LOVE IT.

[opto-alatus.livejournal.com]

I liked how, in order to approximate Mesopotamian (?) accents, they just combined something vaguely Slavic with something vaguely British with something that was supposed to sound like, African tribal or something? LOLWUT. And lol at the metal handcuffy things. More lols at the Gollum-priests. Even more lols at the "cave art" with calves and posture. But the whole thing did make me want to dread my hair.

And Photobucket don't know shit, I had art deleted from there too.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

HEY YEAH

Metal handcuffs



Wooden...stick spear...things...WHAT.

[bambooanime.livejournal.com]

I heard the cavemen had perfect teeth and hairless bodies.

LOL. I think I'm going to leech this off of my school's DC++ hub to watch after I finish watching season 2 of Heroes.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Their faces were like caked in dirt so the teeth practically SHONE through like searchlights. XD

[catriana.livejournal.com]

Wasn't the main actor the same retard that played in Pathfinder? Good movie parts he does not get.

Glad I didn't see 10,000 BC now...cuz I HATED Pathfinder. What. A. Pointless. Movie.

Bleh.

This is what happens when I'm bored in math class.