my first nosebleed

[noelleno]

DEAR DIARY


TODAY I WOKE UP AND FELT MUCH BETTER; MY SORE THROAT IS ALL BUT DISAPPEARED AND I SLEPT THROUGH THE NIGHT FAIRLY WELL



THEN MY NOSE EXPLODED WITH BLOOD


FOR LIKE FORTY-FIVE MINUTES.



I KNOW THIS IS A SIGN TO MAKE ME NOT GO TO SCHOOL, BUT I CAN'T MISS MATH. ALSO I AM TUTORING SOMEONE AND GETTING MONEY.


I'M LIKE ignautus EXCEPT INSTEAD THE EYE, IT'S MY NOSE?

Comments

[rocknload.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD

THERE'S NOTHING ANYONE COULD EVER DO TO MAKE ME GO TO SCHOOL AFTER SOMETHING LIKE THAT. EVER.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

DEAR TEACHER

PLEASE EXCUSE ME FROM CLASS, SEEING AS MY NOSE IS A

[fightfair.livejournal.com]

OH GOD ALL OF YOU. AT THIS RATE I'LL BE NEXT AND I'LL SPEW BLOOD OUT OF MY EARS.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHA IT IS YOUR DESTINY

[jamminbison.livejournal.com]

BLEEDING OUT OF ORIFICES, YOU SAY?

SOUNDS DELIGHTFUL.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Hey I'M USED TO THE ONE

but I never had such a nosebleed before

[jamminbison.livejournal.com]

THIS IS TRUE.

Urgh, they do suck. Did it just like..disappear after a while or did you actually do something drastic about it? ._.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I just put ice on my nose and it dried up so I guess it's all good

[evilmonk.livejournal.com]

the japanese view nosebleeds as a sign of intense sexual desire and/or perversion. something you want to tell us? :)

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

NICK AND I ARE TAKING IT SLOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

[evilmonk.livejournal.com]

antici....................pation!

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Oh Frankenfurterrrrrr

[ruffwriter.livejournal.com]

AHHHH. Sounds like that might be the fault of some seriously badass allergies. D:

ALSO, SINCE ENDY IS BLEEDING OUT OF THE EARS, I SUPPOSE I'LL BE GETTING CONSUMPTION.

[dietotaku.livejournal.com]

OH GOD

THAT ONLY LEAVES ONE THING FOR ME






MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

BLEEDING BUDDIES FOR LYFE

[dietotaku.livejournal.com]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

THEN YOU CAN HAVE LUKE TAKE YOU ACROSS THE GLOBE

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

[dethroned-king.livejournal.com]

^ OH GOD! I XD'D SO HARD AT THE COMMENT ABOVE MINE. >_>

AND WTF NOSE EXPLOSION! Sounds like something straight of Alien.

You need to wear your pirate hat. It cures all blood explosions. I KNOW THIS!

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

GARRETT THE ANSWER TO ALL AILMENTS IS NOT HAT

[dethroned-king.livejournal.com]

YOU WON'T KNOW UNTIL YOU TRY >___>

[midair.livejournal.com]

...D:

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

[nephrite.livejournal.com]

FORTY-FIVE MINUTES??????

..........



UMMMMM I HOPE YOUR NOSE IS DONE BLEEDING.

FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

YEAH I KNOW RIGHT

MAYBE THE BLOOD WAS JUST FLOWING THE WRONG WAY?



God that's gross BUT I TYPED IT ANYWAY

Silent Bob has a solution to your problem.

[bambooanime.livejournal.com]

I'm with evilmonk on this one. Perverted thoughts lately? >;D

Re: Silent Bob has a solution to your problem.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

God I lol'd


QUIET YOU I AM INNOCENT

[pussyfortono]

WALK AROUND WITH STUFFING UP YOUR NOSE

FOR FUTURE REFERENCE

[mango-sama.livejournal.com]

PROTIP: Tuck a folded piece of brown paper bag paper under your upper lip right where it meets your gums. It will stop the flow of blood during a nosebleed. I DO NOT KNOW THE REASONING FOR THIS MAGIC BUT SOMEHOW IT WORKS.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

FOR SRS?

Or do you just want me to say I tried it so you can lol

[mango-sama.livejournal.com]

can't it be both? D:

[cheezmonke.livejournal.com]

holy crap. How the hell are you still functioning after bleeding like that for so long?! damn math

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

MY BRAIN DOESN'T REQUIRE BLOODFLOW 8D

[heavenlymaron.livejournal.com]

45 Minutes!? Must have been some good pr0n and you didn't share < /kidding >
Sounds to me like the weather had decided to dry out and take it out on your sinuses. I hope it has stopped.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Rofl I hoard the good stuff?

I THINK SO
The weather has been so schizophrenic later that my arthritis is going ballstic and now my nose is exploding. 8|

IT STOPPED







FOR NOW

[ricordi.livejournal.com]

asdfjk THAT'S SORT OF SCARY AUUGGGHHH.

MAN SCHOOL MAKES YOU DO RIDICULOUS THINGS.