I'm still awake this is so wrong

[noelleno]

All right you fatasses. You know who you are.


I don't know what this is I watched too many comedy roasts tonight but we need to get some shit straight.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOUR NAMES?


Jeeeeeeesus I mean hnnghhhYEAOKAY mine's weird and pretentious too but WE ALL KNOW WHO I AM. The bitch who doesn't shut the hell about some dude named Nick who gets mistaken for Payton Manning on a diet.

So if you tell me your name I will

a) Tell you why I friended you.
b) Associate you with something -- a fandom, song, color, photo, etc.
c) Tell you something I like about you.
d) Tell you a memory I have of you.
e) Ask you something I've wanted to know about you
f) Tell you my favorite userpic from your list


b and d may not apply if my Juvenile Alzheimers Retard Syndrome is really kickin' in tonight.




Why am I posting this?

Because I realized I cannot actually name half the people on my FL anymore other than you kids who know I know.



Square baby remember I said I was gonna post scans of Booster Gold like yesterday and clearly that was a lie because I never did? I am so gonna it's actually, really driving me crazy for reasons probably deriving from sleep deprivation.




Oh you know what else was neat today my car battery was dead because I, like the huge dumbass I am, left my headlights on all night long the evening previous. So I had to take my sister's terrifyingly ready-to-stall-out-burst-into-flames-flip-over-twelve-times-into-oncoming-traffic-take-out-a-bus-full-of-schoolchildren-and-maybe-a-dog Saturn that is covered in Tinkerbell stuff. Seat covers, steering wheel cover, floormats...I felt emasculated and I was wearing pink.


There is a lot of damn italics in this post WHY AM I SO WIRED. Time for cold medicine to save me from this madness. Gotta get up bright and early and troll around town taking photos for a project due..tomorrow!

Comments

[eklutna.livejournal.com]

SARAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

WHOA WHERE THE SHIT DID YOU COME FROM LFMAO I DON'T HAVE YOUR ASS FRIENDED *stealthclick*


A: JUST NOW
BECAUSE...
I thought your username was electric tuna and that I was simply drawn to you

B: WE HAVE RARELY EVER SPOKEN BEFORE but I will say that since Pilate Speed's "Barely Listening" is stuck in my head at the moment, that will be your association for this meme.

C: I LIKE...............................your extensive skill with the capital letter H.

D: I said "BUT SARAH I DON'T THREAD WITH YOU" and you said "WELL THREAD WITH ME BITCHASS WHORE FAGGOT"


maybe not in those words. But it was memorable.

E: Who the shit ARE you TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF.

F:
Nothing makes my eyes water quite like the Joy of Painting injected with the manosity of WARRIOR'S RAAAGE.

[fightfair.livejournal.com]

My name is Archibald Jensens.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Your esteemed Highness Princess Picklefoot XVI you know you don't need to use your alias around me.


A: I'm going to lie and pretend I remember the precise reason I friended you so long ago (however long ago that actually was sue me) but take a really good stab at saying it was because I was so very jealous/in awe of your artage and incredibly wanting of attention.

B: When I think of you, Seishirou is the first image that comes to mind. Dear little Seishirou lovingly crushing his Pikachu headband in his curled fist.

C: I like how incredibly sharp you are with your insults. You never miss a beat. Except when you're drunk. Also I find your handwriting eerily clean and neat and suspect you of not being human.

D: Remember that time we actually DID rp when I had the balls to ask you to? Ahh, good times.
Also, that phone call with Becky. Dad actually swatted me because when Becky asked me what would happen to her if she stayed with you too long I said she'd get cancer XD

E: Are you a babydoll tee person or like regular t-shirt person?

F:
This is your face when we talk on AIM.

[homestar.livejournal.com]

I... IT'S ALLISON.

ALLISON JONES.

ALL IS ON.

MY NAME IS A SENTENCE.

...ARE WE COOL NOW :( :( :( YOUR BIG FONT SCARED ME.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I know you as Mu because of your tendency to dictate your emotional status in the third person but I THINK ALLISON IS A PEACHY NAME and actually one of my favorite Elvis Costello songs huh.

A: YOU ACTUALLY FRIENDED ME FIRST ALL STEALTHILY AND STUFF and I looked one day and said "WHOA hey it's that one chick from DA WHY IS SHE FRIENDING ME WHAT IS GOING ON I BETTER CLICK BACK" so I did. 8) Then I remembered it was because of that filter I made from capstara and YEP I keptcha.

B: James/Kojiro/the fruit with the blue hair in Team Rocket.

C: I like how you DON'T TAKE CRAP FROM ANYONE and even if you do YOU ARE SURE TO LET PEOPLE KNOW YOU DIDN'T TAKE THAT CRAP LIGHTLY.

D: Shoot I don't know how many comment conversations have we had?

E: Do you read any other comic titles? I know you're gettin' Harley+Ivy soon (or already got it I am slow ok)

F:
I am a lady quite interested in her chunky Batmans.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Yours will be easy to remember because it's in your little title thingy I see when I hover over your icon GOOD


A: Capstara filter I am pretty sure

B: Avatar yyyep AND NOW CINDERELLA because of that magical and inspiring icon so lacking in teeth on the top.

C: I like how your username clearly states your point of origin so that if somebody hears your accent and wants to say you're from like, Ontario, they will see your username and keep their traps shut.

D: NO DIDN'T WE PLAN TO PCHAT OR SOMETHING ONCE or was that someone else or am I hallucinating or DID WE ACTUALLY PCHAT see that could be a memory I might have conjured up.

E: Lmfao why do you keep me FL'd my journal is so retarded now

F:
It's ironic because I hate this movie and Eric is a fruitcake but lol this icon.

[baibai.livejournal.com]

Hi my name is Valeska.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Oh my God I hate you guys FUCK YOU AND YOUR NAME SWITCHING ALWAYS.

A: I was hypnotized by the graceful motion of your ever-waving hand and was forced to click the button.

B: Every character's "oh my God I've just been raped" face.

C: I like how deep down you're actually a sweetheart and rape is really just how you show your affection. Also you ship everything ever because you have so much love to give.

D: Remember when I actually USED Linguini and we threaded? Ahh, good times, good times.

E: What is your ultimate crackship?

F:
As if I'd pick anything else, REALLY.

[genegenethedm.livejournal.com]

Hi! My name is Gene. Some people want to spell my name as "Jean". Those are the people that I hope succumb to mercury poisoning the most.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Good thing I always spell it Jeeeen.


A: Why? Because I thought the "dm" in your username referred to DANCING MACHINE and I keep you on in hopes of seeing this acronym's purpose fufilled.

B: Cat macros. Annoying, retarded cat macros.

C: I like that you are so damn persistent in making me SEE cat macros........wait no.

D: I have fond memories of kicking your ass in AIM-Pokemon.

E: What's in a name?

F:
Yes you are, Jeeeeen, yes you are.

[pussyfortono]

I AM JAE o/

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

MY MAGICAL MUSICAL JAEEE

A: Friended through association with other friends. Most likely Orca and because we'd thread in her journal so what the hizzy.

B: Medicine is a fandom now cause I say so because your username is fuckin' ADVIL this isn't rocket science.

C: You have exquisite musical taste baby.

D: I can never actually remember what our conversations consisited of other than me making hideous typing errors. o_o

E: If it was just you and Richard Simmons left after nuclear winter and you needed to get it on to repopulate the world, WOULD YOU?

F:
I do enjoy me some Deadpool, and actually that's all your fault.

[marbles-chan.livejournal.com]

ANA with one N. I need to remind people to get it right. Oh, woe D:

You don't have to reply, because I mostly lurk on your f-list. XD;

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

ANA sounds like a TV network.

A: Capstara filterrrrr

B: Avatar whoa that's a surprise right?!

C: I...I don't know you're always very sweet when you comment?!

D: *stares at empty scrapbook sadly*

E: Do you think Usher's a sexy slab of man?

F:
I am attracted to all these men.

[jamminbison.livejournal.com]

I'm John Stamos.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

There are levels of irony here you can't grasp, but I can and I'm screaming in terror.

A: Fuck you Stamos I never friended you.

B: FULL HOUSe full of CRAP

C: I like how you consistently fail to be entertaining, even compared to a fag like Bob Saget.

D: We will never have memories together.

E: Why don't you just fade out into obscurity again that'd be nice huh?

F: I'm not touching your filthy, hairgel-dripping icons, Mr. Stamos.

[annalol.livejournal.com]

naaan!

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Those beady little queer eyes will haunt me till I die.

A: Something to do with a k and a c.

B: You may wear that terrifying rapevan smile, but I will always see you as that Misa icon shoving potato chips in your mouth while looking off camera left.

C: You are so easy to chill and talk to also you read the comics I upload that just makes you a classy broad.

D: Discovering that face and iconning it and sharing it with you and then you using it was pretty fucking memorable.

E: What is your favorite breakfast cereal???/?

F:
So glad you are a VS fan except when I see this face I bet you read ALL those horrid viking slashfics you filthy child.

[garfieldlogan.livejournal.com]

hi i'm bob.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Bobobobobobobobobob
A: You're BOB dude I can't resist

B: What do you THINK, dude? Full House!

C: I just love your pouty little lips.

D: You, Wade, and Mia conversing? I'll always remember.

E: Think you'll still be a little screaming babyman if you show up in the new comic?

F:
YOU SEXY BEAST.

[dietotaku.livejournal.com]

<--rachel

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Okay so you're Diet and the loli with the foliage head problem is Rachel. Got it.

A: CapsTArAaa

B: Avatar and Slayers and mostly Xelloss because you've probably tried to bone him at least once.

C: We have shared interests! I like that.

D: "Shut up I'm living my love live through you" made me lol and cringe quit playing mind games with me

E: WOULD you bone Xelloss? Monstery realform and all..,

F:
O U and your GOOGLY EYED ANIMU PEDOBAIT.

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

DRE

i have the same problem with names. but i'm kinda ashamed to admit it orz

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

SEE THAT SHOULD BE EASY IT'S IN YOUR NAME!!!

A: Fuck if I know where the hell did you come from? Capstara? Jeeeeez.

B: Comicscomicscomicscomics and that GLORIOUS Nightwing smile.

C: I am glad for a friend to fawn over DC shit with. :)))

D: Don't ask me dude I only remember fragments of chatter LEAVE ME ALONE

E: Who do YOU think would win in a fight? Batman or Superman.

F:
This interests me GREATLY.

[bambooanime.livejournal.com]

Megan, though I noticed the other day I have been introducing myself as Meg to the foreign exchange students.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Well I guess that's better than introducing yourself as Gan amirite.

A: Capstara filter from years past.

B Speeeeed RacerrrrrrrrI don't know

C: I dunno you seem pretty well-behaving on my journal, but it could all be a clever ruse.

D: WHAT MEMORIES..,WAIT NO actually I remember bitching about my period once and I think you used that Kevin Smith icon and I was grossed out and greatly amused.

E: How epic a failure do you think that Dragonball movie is gonna be?

F:
That whore.

[expletives]

I DON'T KNOW YOUR NAME EITHER. I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE STUPID TO ASK. :(

ALIAS IS ZERO; BUT YOU CAN CALL ME ANYTHING YOU WANT BABY.

I don't like my real name on the internets. Not because OMG IF PEOPLE KNOW MY FIRST NAME THEY CAN TRACK ME!!!11!!!1, but just because I really dislike it and even if I have to listen to it in real life, I might as well be able to get away from it online. I'm slowing getting over that, though, so if it's really, really bothering you I can message it to you or something.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

CALL ME ELLE my real name is Laura but ELLE IS LIKE MY ~*INTERNET IDENTITY*~ also it's one syllable less it's easier.

A: I....CAN'T REMEMBER...WHICH FRIENDING MEME...I FOUND YOU ON....

B: Deadpool.

C: I LIKE NOTHING ABOUT YOU. YOU ARE A HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE PERSON. :D

D: Weren't you like raping every F!S meme with horrible, DP-related requests? I think I remember that.

E: Do you like Pop Tarts toasted or untoasted?

F: YOUR ICONS ARE BORING THEY'RE BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.

[houndooms.livejournal.com]

*RUNS BY SCREAMING TO SCHOOL*

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

You realize that face is how I see you now. You psychotic whore.

A: Kay Cee

B: LionKingDURHH

C: You have a strange penchant for having the creepiest fucking icons ever. I don't know if I TRULY like that but damn. Lmfao.

D: "Nala turn your tv to Boomerang right now something amazing is on."

E: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO HURT ME DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE ME CRY?

F:
WHAT IS THIS FROM it fascinates me..,

[mistaria.livejournal.com]

People call me Mist in livejournal land but my real name is Sarah (which is boring). I friended you when you were spamming teh caps_tara comm with yer artz and I wanted to look at more. Then when you said you were done with it I wanted to stay around because your updates amuse me. And we're both Michiganders so we should stick together! Um, yeah, see how much work I just did for you? :p

Plus you like comics and though I don't think we read the same ones, especially since I'm just now really getting into comics (when I was younger I owned a few Batman issues and one of Catwomans origin story graphic novels (the prostitute one) and that was it)... But it's still cool and once I've eaten through the Batman graphic novels I want to read I could definitely come to you for recs, right?

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

Lmfao dude I will punch so many recs at you it will make you cry. Joyfully I'm sure.

A: See above.

B: WELL ONE WOULD DEDUCE AVATAR...

C: I like how you came armed with that hearty explanation so I didn't have to flounder for anything!!

D: Dude we have no memories leave me alone lmfalmo

E: Do you like...movies about Gladiators?

F:
OH MY GOD

[jupiterk.livejournal.com]

HI ELLE I'M KAT!

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

HI KAT YOU'RE FAT

I am so fucking witty.

A: Something to do with Vaticans and cocaine.

B: One Piece you whore

C: We app characters from lesser fandoms YES WE DO GOOD FOR US. Also you read my downloads that's so attractive.

D: "NO I WILL HAVE THIS RORSCHACH THREAD" lmfao

E: Who is that chick with all the arms in some of your icons SERIOUSLY.

F:
SERIOUSLY.

[outbox.livejournal.com]

WHO AM I?

I'M THE GODDAMN BATMAN.


No not really.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I sputtered at your icon oh my God Geass character designs are so fucking hideous but that is classy fjiodsa.,

BITCH WHO ARE YOU I FORGOT YOUR FUCKING NAME I'M NOT ANSWERING THIS SHIT TILL YOU TELL ME.

[raingin.livejournal.com]

MY NAME IS RIA ORI AND I LOVE YOU.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD

A: CapstaRA

B: Pokeymons

C: WELL I GUESS SINCE YOU LOVE ME I CAN LIKE THAT?

D: I don't even...don't ask me these questions what is this.

E: Is it rain gin or raingin' as in Oh-look-I-gots-me-a-charmin-accent-where-I-don't-pronounce-my-g's-on-the-end? Or is it like...rainging as in how Forrest Gump says "raining"?

F:
This is you.

[1strange-banana.livejournal.com]

some call me... tim?

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

And still others would call you mad, MAD, but you'll show them won't you.

A: Because you're VaughnTim.

B: Studio Blah or whatever that was with the stick figures you did so enjoy in high school.

C: You have a high tolerance for torture, as experience shows!

D: I remember that one time I nailed you in the knee with my boot really hard and it was like a HUGE BRUISE oh my God I felt so bad but in retrospect I'm kind of impressed I hit so hard.

E: WILL WE EVER CROSS PATHS ON THE PHYSICAL PLANE EVER AGAIN?

F: No. Your icons are borinnng.

[irradiancy.livejournal.com]

SAAAAAAMMMMM

I'd try to be more lulzy or something, but I have a cold. :(

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

That's a cheap excuse. You should be on cold medicine, and that would make you lulzier by default. Slackerass.

A: I almost started with B....UH I THINK. YOU WERE FROM CAPSTARA FILTER.

B: Oh my God you scored Rorschach over at iam_the WELL NOW I ASSOCIATE YOU WITH WATCHMEN so that's cool.

C: I don't know I guess I like how you AT LEAST took the time to give me lots of A's and M's in capslock, that's always sweet.

D: Lmfao

E: What are three words you'd use to describe yourself? No explanation, just the three words.

F:
YOU'RE THE RETARD WITH THE SPEED ICONS I totally got you mixed up with another username what am I...

[ruffwriter.livejournal.com]

IF YOU DON'T KNOW MY NAME I WILL CRY.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I COULD NEVER FORGET YOUR NAME TED.

A: WoR. Lmao. Oh, so many ages ago...

B: Probably Firo because you use that damn Firohat icon like everywhere ever. IG also applies but mostly Firo because of the hat.

C: YOU TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE, NO WHERE, NO SIR.

D: ZZtop concert, you getting drive-by-spanked by a drunk guy how do those things happen to you.

E: Have you eaten at Sonic before I never have it's like a southern thing I guess but is it like A&W or something?

F:
This is you.

[k-puff.livejournal.com]

My name's Deborah. ^_^ I live in Oregon, am currently a freshman at Grinnell College (in Iowa) and am thinking about majoring in Chinese, which is crazycakes. I switch between liking it and wanting to rip my own hair out. It usually depends on the day of the week (we get 40 new characters every monday to memorize, and are tested every friday... funnnn).

Yay introductions! ^^

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

So you're saying you're a masochist. Got it.

A: You friended first

B: I have no idea what your fandoms are or what I'd directly associate you with besides that Dr. Who icon so I'm just gonna go with the song currently stuck in my head and say "Lost!" by Coldplay.

C: Well you SEEM friendly enough but everything's an illusion on the internet.

D: What

E: Why did you friend me lmao I can't even remember..?

F:
Mori is a sexy bitch.

[squareorange.livejournal.com]

Ah, don't go crazy over it! I can wait!

My name's Emily. :D

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN?!//!?

Aw Emily aw that's like one of my favorite names no lie :D

A: You blinded me with science magic over at kay-cee

B: Dr. Who durrr

C: You are just SO NICE WHAT ARE YOU *PINCHES CHEEKS*

D: Throwing Doc over a fence to be attacked but rabid squirrels or something and then shooting the fence lmfao GOOD TIMES.

E: Where the heck do you live generally speaking you're not around a lot is that timezone or like..having a LIFE lmao?

F:
I'D like an autograph from you, Mr. Green Lantern, Sir.