FUN CAT THINGS.
Dec. 22nd, 2008 01:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
noellenoNieva. My white shorthair.
This is her first Christmas, which means you tell my family and I "happy migraine!" instead of "happy holidays!" okay.
Yesterday she climbed around in a Christmas giftbag and got her leg stuck on a handle, flipped out, and started bolting through the house at mach 6, waking everyone up and pissing dad off intensely. She hid under his bed and I had to try and pull her out before he got ready to lay down the iron fist.
Today she climbed up on the top of the recliner, then leapt onto one of my gifts, busting the wrapping and the box itself. I'm just impressed she waited this long before Christmas to wreak this kind of havoc. So the box is kinda open but I'm not going to try and fix it cause uh. Yeah it's one of mine and that's cheating. I'm just probably going to rearrange the gifts back here so that she can't get her fat cat ass into trouble again.
With the exception of like. Three of you, Christmas cards come after the 25th. But that's okay, because technically the Christmas season doesn't end until January-whatever-the-day-of-Epiphany-is. Loopholes.
This is her first Christmas, which means you tell my family and I "happy migraine!" instead of "happy holidays!" okay.
Yesterday she climbed around in a Christmas giftbag and got her leg stuck on a handle, flipped out, and started bolting through the house at mach 6, waking everyone up and pissing dad off intensely. She hid under his bed and I had to try and pull her out before he got ready to lay down the iron fist.
Today she climbed up on the top of the recliner, then leapt onto one of my gifts, busting the wrapping and the box itself. I'm just impressed she waited this long before Christmas to wreak this kind of havoc. So the box is kinda open but I'm not going to try and fix it cause uh. Yeah it's one of mine and that's cheating. I'm just probably going to rearrange the gifts back here so that she can't get her fat cat ass into trouble again.
With the exception of like. Three of you, Christmas cards come after the 25th. But that's okay, because technically the Christmas season doesn't end until January-whatever-the-day-of-Epiphany-is. Loopholes.
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Date: 2008-12-22 07:04 pm (UTC)epiphany is 1/6, btw.
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Date: 2008-12-22 07:27 pm (UTC)Also GOOD TO KNOW see I have plenty of time to slack off. *lies in own filth.*
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Date: 2008-12-22 11:09 pm (UTC)Hope you can keep your presents safe!