noelleno | WHY AM I AWAKE

OKAY SO I WAS GOING TO BE ALL DO THIS IT'S REALLY NEAT and then I actually read the instructions and I was like "Oh" because I thought the point was assigning yourself as a party member to that person's...party. Which actually doesn't really make too much sense but the thought was most excellent in my mind.

So while you go do that, I'll do what I initially thought here.

ELLE'S PARTYin my pants

childofmars is that one guy who's all "hurr toughmanlyman" who is usually broadsword/lance and has some ridiculously uncharacteristic quirk like raises baby ducks or loves gardening or something.

dreadable is the obnoxious, obligatory child member who usually ends up making me go on annoying, useless sidequests.

ruffwriter is the smart, witty, older female who probably uses a whip. Like Quistis.

fightfair is the uh...how did I write it. Elite, linefacing, snarky accuracy-whore. Archer.

smilles is the verbally (and probably physically) abusive female character who probably uses daggers and likes to belittle all the men and ME.

spanishwire is the know-it-all kid who has horrible HP but fabulous MP. Uses something shitty and cute like uh idk. A wand or gay little magical-girls-staff.

orepookpook is the infinitely awesome best male friend who can destroy things with his bare fists but is tragically useless against magic and the like.

dethroned_king is the loud guy who uses guns or projectiles similar and hits on anything in a skirt. Which includes men in dresses, much to his dismay.

stutterbird is the infinitely adoreable, mousy-shy female who has the best MP and is the ~*healer*~.

squareorange is the person who flies the obligatory airship/submersible/vehiclething and is generally agreeable with most anybody. Probably doesn't fight.

errorism is the obnoxiously shonen kid who thinks she rules the world and everything in it and actually has horrible fighting stats for most of the game. Gimmicky weapon like a slingshot or something gay like that.

annalol is the creepy obligatory animal mascot thing that you never want in your party because they have the most disturbing lines in the game.

luckythirteenth is the summoner of great and terrible beasts. Like

faggoty(fire) and

garfieldlogan(earth) and

mmwatchasay(water) and

pintextman(wildcard)

rawowner333 is the technerd who you don't use in fights but fixes all your broken weapons and shit.

teufelsblumen is the swordsman with the ~*dark and painful past*~ and dresses in black and red and angsts up your scenes like all get out.

radical_jojo is the gung-ho girl who will take you down with bombs.

roxasmysoxas is the creepy fuck on your team who probably betrays you at some point so it's not worth levelling her up because her HP/MP is astronomical.

streetrat is the creepy fuck on your team you can't get rid of ever and disturbs everyone and probably encourages horrible activities and costumes.

glorious is Van.

bangflip+

hairflip are the creepy twins who are only useful for maybe one part of the plot then after that are useless or leave the game.

pridefall is the needy bitchprince who won't shut up until I do every sidequest he wants ever.