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[noelleno]

STEP ONE:
Spell your name out in songs.
Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
Living in Jungles - Bedouin Soundclash
La Grange - ZZ Top
Euphoria - Tiësto

STEP TWO:
– Name: Laura
– Birth date: April 26
– Nickname: Elle/L, Elleberry, Ellimus, Fatty, Lola
– Eye Color: Hazel
– Hair Color: Naturally brown but it's auburn right now
– Zodiac Sign: Taurus/rabbit

STEP THREE:
– The shoes you wore today: Pink bunny slippers.
– Your weakness(es): Fire, an absence of oxygen, gravity, bees...
– Your fear(s): Fear itself
– Your perfect pizza: Jet's deep dish-- corner slices, cheese and pepperoni.
– Goal you'd like to achieve: Not accidentally deleting 200+ con photos this year...

STEP FOUR:
– Your best physical feature?: My left hand does all the drawing
– Your bedtime?: Whenever I freakin' want GOSH
– Most missed memory?: How would I know--if I can recall it, how can I miss it? I must've forgotten.

STEP FIVE:
This Or That...
– Pepsi or Coke?: Orange juice
– McDonald's or Burger King: Wendy's motherfuckers.
– Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton--the powder mix, none of this premade bottled shit.
– Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate; accept no substitutes.
– Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee is gross and the things related to it are gross, too. Don't fool yourself.

STEP SIX:
Do You...
– Curse: Who doesn't, outside of Disney programming?
– Sing: I sing to people if I get their voicemail.
– Dance: I leap at any/every opportunity.
– Take a shower everyday: The fact that this one is even on here kind of bothers me lol.
– Have a crush: No; I kind of want one. I'm bored.
– Do you think you’ve been in love?: I think so, but I have no way to guage whether or not it's for sure.
– Want to go to college: Beats the shit out of getting in trouble with collection agencies.
– Like(d) high school: Aspects.
– Want to get married: I'm not sure yet.
– Get motion sickness: I did once in Tennessee, but in my defense? That is a lot of curving.
– Think you’re attractive: I have my foxilicious moments.
– Think you’re a health freak: Only that I will freak out about my health at two in the morning. But lol I can't live on fruit/healthy shit.
– Get along with your parents: They are my rock and unfailing support.

STEP SEVEN:
In the past month...
– Gone to the mall: To fill out job applications.
– Eaten an entire box of Oreos: I haven't had an oreo in over five years you guys 8|
– Eaten Sushi: That's cannibalism...
– Been on stage: Several times, and I loved it and I miss it.
– Gone skating: Rollerskating, which is utterly terrifying. Seriously our elementary school trips, 8 times out of 10, were the roller rink, listening to Brooks and Dunn and skating frantically in large circles.
– Made homemade cookies: That's my sister's gig. I'll peel 'em and stick 'em and toss 'em in an oven, but you can't get me to make that dough by hand.
– Gone skinny dipping: No
– Stolen anything: I've stolen your hearts, admit it.

STEP EIGHT:
Ever...
– Played a game that required removal of clothing: Nope
– If so, was it mixed company:
- Flashed anyone: Some guy mooned me when he drove by. Pale white male asscrack smashed up against a truck window...
– Been beaten up: I've been poked to death (I got better).
– Shoplifted: Stores are too heavy.

STEP NINE:
– Age you hope to be married: Whenever it suits me. If it suits me. I only want to do it once, and make it last.
– Number of Children: Not gonna lie, I'd like a son. Just as long as he didn't have to pass through my uterus.
– Describe your Dream Wedding: As long as Father Hedges presides, I'm pretty lenient. Just no yellow dresses. I'm banning them.

STEP TEN:
In a boyfriend/girlfriend...
– Best eye color?: Does this
– Best hair color?: even matter
– Short hair or long hair?: at all
– Height: really?

STEP ELEVEN:
– Number of people I could trust with my life: Outside of close family/friends, if they've got a PHD in a medical field, I'd say we're in good shape.
– Number of CDs that I own: Why is this relevent?
– Number of tattoos: I'm not that committed to skin graffitti.
– Number of piercings: No metal wedged in my skin unless it has to be.

PERSONAL QUIZ:
o1. Who were you with yesterday?: My dog, the world, every plane going to/coming from Detroit Metro.
o2. What woke you up this morning?: The drum sequence at the beginning of U2's "Sunday, Bloody Sunday". And my cat.
o3. Is tomorrow going to be a good day?: I'm not a prophet.
o4. Do you like anybody?: I like lots of bodies.

THE PAST:
o1. Ever thrown up in public?: I can't claim to remember if my infant self upchucked publically.
o2. What’s on your mind RIGHT NOW?: Katie's making French toast. I should ask for some. But am I really hungry enough for something so filling? But I'll be at the Hyatt all damn day. Hmm.

THE FUTURE:
o1. What kind of home would you like?: A roof that doesn't leak, a reliable heat/cooling system, all the necessary appliances (sans waffle iron), and a pet.
o2. What do you want to be when you grow up?: Alive and healthy.
o3. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?: In a mirror. Unless we get holograms by then.

IN GENERAL:
o1. Do you like candy necklaces?: Too sweet.
o2. When was the last time you fell over or ran into something?: That damn living room stool is the bane of my life and I apparently will not go a day without bumping it.
o3. Do you still go trick or treating?: I think people would call that "pathetic" if I don't bring someone under the age of 12 with me.
o4. What's your favorite type of soda?: Grape Crush
o5. Have you ever moved?: I'm moving right now to type this you silly meme.
o6. Have you ever won an award?: Nothing spells out satisfaction quite like getting blue ribbons for beating kids three years younger than you in swimming events. Also I won an art scholarship and a German language award, so that was pretty cool.
o7. Are you listening to music right now?: Sunday, Bloody Sunday's stuck in my head.
o8. How long 'till your birthday? The same 364-day span as last year--but from this point, I don't know. Half a year?
o9. When were you the saddest in your whole life? There's no way I could gauge that.
o1o. What time is it? 11:25AM
o11. Do you use ebay to buy or sell? I've bought dvds off there, but my Dad does all the selling.
o12. Who makes you mad: Things that don't make me happy.
o13. Ever heard a song written about you: Yes. And it's still beautiful, even though things have changed drastically.
o14. Something you want to happen in 2010? Something good.
o15. Summer 2010? Will be hot, as summers are wont to be.
o16. Honestly, do you miss 2008? It's just a number.

HONESTY SECTION:
1. Honestly, what color is your underwear?: Currently white with black polka dots and a pink trim. That's about as flashy as I've ever gotten since the days of Power Ranger print undies.
2. Honestly, what's on your mind?: I swear if my sister yells at my cat one more time...I'll...sit here.
3. Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Honestly why is this a question.
4. Honestly, have you done something bad today?: It's a little early to tell.
5. Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Mom--about the cable guy.
6. Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Somebody who's not hungry.
7. Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: I'm not mad most of the time, though.
8. Honestly, do you bite your nails?: My poor, poor cuticles...
9. Honestly, have you had an eating disorder?: My diet is in disorder, but I've had no trouble eating.
10. Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: I want to see lots of things, and mostly Quilla.
11. Honestly, are you keeping a big secret now?: I can't think of anything big that's secret.
12. Honestly, do you have a friend you don’t actually like?: I would call those 'mildly annoying acquaintences', rather than 'friend'.
13. Honestly, what was the last text message you received?: from Zero, two minutes ago: 'In the airport for some reason. :|a' (She is telling me about a dream she had starring her and Noodles and I was in an airport for some reason)
14. Honestly, are you in denial?: Clearly I am fooling myself if I expect Quilla to text me back. This always happens.
15. Honestly, do you get up in the middle of the night?: Honestly, I'm usually still up in the middle of the night.
16. Honestly, do you like anyone?: I like a lot of someones.
17. Honestly, does anyone like you?: Honestly, how could I tell?

RAGE SECTION:
1. What do you do when you’re mad?: I write an angry post and then not post it. I don't want to share that kind of stuff with people who can make you feel wrong for feeling.
2. What's the worst thing you’ve done when you were mad?: I punched my sister. We were very young.
3. Ever made anyone cry when you were mad?: My sister. I was very young and very mean about not getting attention.

CRYING SECTION:
1. When was the last time you actually cried?: Openly? I don't remember. I almost did at mass last Sunday.
2. Ever cried yourself to sleep?: It happens to the best of us.
3. Do certain songs make you cry?: There was a country song on the radio once when I was little that was something about a little girl crying for her father and that shit just gets to me.
4. What usually makes you cry?: Things that are beautiful, things that are awful, things that I have that I don't deserve at all.

HAPPY SECTION:
1. Are you usually a happy person?: I'm not a humbug.
2. What makes you the happiest?: I'm not sure I could gauge that.
3. What song makes you always happy?: Whichever one I want to hear the most at the moment.
4. Do you believe in yourself?: I believe in a lot of things; I think it's okay to believe in me, too.
5. When people say they think you are good looking/pretty, do you get happy?: I get skeptical. Unless it's my Dad, then I just get ready to go wherever it is I am going for being all dressed up.



My hair is now dry, just as I predicted!

Comments

[dreadable.livejournal.com]

*wears a yellow dress to your wedding*

[jupiterk.livejournal.com]

i did not know you where a lefty

*wears a yellow tux to wedding*

[streetrat.livejournal.com]

*wears a banana suit to your wedding*

[candlejack.livejournal.com]

[radiocandy.livejournal.com]

you're so witty i love you.

[wolfofmibu]

/had no idea you were left-handed o.o

yeah I hate curvy roads too they make me carsick alll the time bah.
... how is sushi cannibalism
... HOW IS ROLLERSKATING TERRIFYING.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

There's someone named sushi on my fl
Rollerskating is absolutely horrid. Rollerblading on the other hand, is fine. But I still can only break by hitting a wall or the floor.

[aymiah]

oh well in that case
I grew up on rollerskating so I have it down to an art >.> but yeah I have nooo balance whatsoever so yeah no rollerblading for moi

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

you fiend.