asoiaf stupidity, no real spoilers, just stupid.

[noelleno]

Comments

[sentienttoaster.livejournal.com]

FUCKING LANNISTERS

I hope they all have webbed feet and rare genetic diseases that could have been easily bred out if they just took it out of the family

... With the exception of Tyrion; Tyrion is cool

[spiritoftherain.livejournal.com]

idk, I think genetic birth defects already kind of made him a cooler person. MAYBE YOU'RE ONTO SOMETHING WITH THOSE OTHERS GUYS? 8D

[spiritoftherain.livejournal.com]

...other*

shut up I'm tired >|

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

LMAOOOOO U SOUND A LITTLE MAD
i think myrcella would make an intersting POV read in future books BECAUSE THE DORNISH ARE A MASSIVE SNOREFEST SWEET LORD BE INTERESTING ALREADY
but no i think the only genetic disease they have is uncontrollable snark

[spiritoftherain.livejournal.com]

I admire you cartoonifying up the skeeviest characters in the whole damn book, Elle. Especially Dany's scary older brother. :B

[spiritoftherain.livejournal.com]

...Also is that Littlefinger addressing Cat. o__o

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

yes
yes it is
who else

[spiritoftherain.livejournal.com]

I remember him being snarky but not nearly that... creepy... o______o

(then again I've only read book 1)

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

it's not so much creepy as rather pathetic
but i like the notion of him just being stalkercreepy about his obsession
which becomes more blatant later on

[spiritoftherain.livejournal.com]

Goddddd as if there wasn't enough creepy shit without an early teenage girl being repeatedly banged by Genghis Khan B|

/still recovering from the final chapter of book 1... can't bring himself to read 2 yet :(

[gollygee.livejournal.com]

Elle.

This post is the most beautiful to me. *holds tenderly*

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

shoechan.....

[pockythoughts.livejournal.com]

I just started reading this nonsense. I am now able to lawl adequately at the contents of this post.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

read faster lest my inability to avoid spoilers rear its awful face

[badumtish.livejournal.com]

i can't wait for visereon to go through his teenage rebellion phase

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

READ FASTER

[badumtish.livejournal.com]

FINE GOSH
lmao i still won't be able to finish the series before school starts tho
because when school starts i'll be stuck reading tolkein forever

[thanoodles.livejournal.com]

every chair

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

even

the

doilies and the pillows
:)

: )


loveme

[lynstraine.livejournal.com]

LMFAO YES TO ALL OF THEEESE
they need to market a night mask with 'don't wake the dragon' printed on it in fancy script

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

LMAO that would be a great buy
along with a Greyjoy crocheting kit
WE DO NOT SEW...WE CROCHET.

[expletives]

oh my god this is such an excellent post

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

or is it

[likeatruck.livejournal.com]

bfkdbfv do not wake the dragon is perfect.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

i love that glamorous tool

[harpsi-fizz.livejournal.com]

Flawless post.

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

hairtoss

[candlejack.livejournal.com]

LAMO

[candlejack.livejournal.com]

that was supposed to be lmao hold on

[candlejack.livejournal.com]

LMAO

[candlejack.livejournal.com]

there we go

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

slow clap..

[eppy]

"MAN SERIOUSLY?!"

ahalkjdsag poor unfortun visereon

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

it's like thanks dany
thanks for the low expectations of my behavior
i should just be a brat in spite of you

[oct0puss.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SO LATE BUT YES

oh littlefinger. i think cat sometimes pretends to be oblivious just to keep her sanity.

/trudges through asos

[noelleno.livejournal.com]

the guy just needs to move on
like a lot
in his brain