LOOK! OVER IN THAT RECLINER!

Why, hello, art slump. I-it's so nice to see you! Though, this is a rather inconvenient time to...What? Oh...Sure, you can have a seat if you want, I guess..W-wait! No! I was watching that! No..No, that's okay, I guess. Hey! Don't kick your shoes off! I didn't say you could stay! Please put them back on. No, I'm just busy, that's all! Please come back some other time! Oh, I don't know; just not right now!

Wha--HEY! That's my couch! Get off! No, you can't stay! You better leave before I call the cops!