LOOK! OVER IN THAT RECLINER!

*gets right ear fixed yaaay!








now the left one hurts. oh







WHAT IS MY LIFE LMFAO*


Better go back up and get the left one flushed out


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*smashes head against a wall*

tyrannicalaien: SHUT UP I CANNOT BE THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS OF DINOSAUR EGGS WHEN THEY SEE PINTO BEANS
tyrannicalaien: I mean LOOK AT THEM
tyrannicalaien: SRSLY
ruffwriter: *DIES LAUGHING*
tyrannicalaien: ...SRSLY
tyrannicalaien: little raptors will explode out of those beans
tyrannicalaien: raptors of fiction and prose or
something

Dimeatapp. I am going to blame it all on an over-the-counter children's cold/allergy elixer.

I had homemade macaroni and cheese for the first time today. Mom put bits of Vermont cheddar in it. CHEESEGASM.

Daddy took Chester away today. I kind of felt bad, but again, not really. Some hillbilly will see him at the shelter and take him away and let him chase birds for the rest of his life. If Dad took him to the Monroe shelter, lol. Either way, he will sort of be missed. But I think Daddy's happy he can come home and not have someone snarling at him. And now I can have guests over without having to set the house on terror alert code red.

I have Peter Pan disease or something. That Captain Hook plush doll kept snagging my hair as if to say "BUY ME, WASTE YOUR CASH." And managerBarb showed me the new lithographs we're giving away with Peter Pan preorders. AJFOIDSJFGIO well I guess I am getting one. There's a nice fight one.

Inventory day made it possible for me to walk in CIRCLES for four hours at work today. And have a chat with a friendly old man sitting on a bench with me during my break, as I munched on a Mrs. Field's cookie. And lament for Peter Pan each time our stupid audio reel played the promos.

I also found out that I get 3 free tickets to Disneyworld? I think? That's what it surely sounded like. Wanda said, "Yeah, you get 3 free tickets to Disneyworld for working here all year round!"

And since I haven't been sacked for seasonal, am I "all year round" or what? Post-seasonal? More like once every 8 years.

Lastly, anyone got "The Highwayman," by Loreena McKennitt? Uploadplz. I miss hearing her psuedo-drunken sighing, "Rhiiiding, RHIIIDING." Lol. ):

SPARKLES, SPARKLES FOR EVERYONE.