my bedroom smells like peanuts

The Brave and the Bold: Fall of the Blue Beetle: FFFFFfjkfdl. Oh my God I got suckered by a kids' show. This is awful. But lmao. Oh my. This is my favorite episode now. It is so very full of Ted magic and Jaime derpiness and beauty. Fair and balanced action-to-dialogue sequences! STRANGE TWISTS. This might be my Beetle bias speaking but that was a much less cheesy episode than most.

Om Shanti Om: I FINISHED IT FINALLY YARGHGHGH. This is my favorite movie now. This movie has people who shoot guns by sticking them in their pants and pelvic thrusting to fire. And plush tiger maulings. And people who say "what the fish" instead of "what the fuck". And the best godawfully ugly shirts ever. And a disco to reflect a crippled man's inner desires. Yes.

Wolverine and the X-Men 6-14: Oh jeepers I love it. Poor emo Scott. Hello Maverick. MmmMMmm Nightcrawler. Well jeez if Hulk gets to cameo could I get Deadpool in here? Maybe? No? Oh, well. Damn Jean's not dead why can't she ever stay dead. Magneto you are eerily attractive for an old man stop that. And I kind of want Tabby to show up again, though I don't think that's gonna happen. It's okay.

Re: Brave and the Bold: Are you guys watching any of this? Let me share highlights.
• Batman's mask has eyebrows.
• And his belt has a light saber. Nala.
• Jaime's in it. The show not the belt.
• Aquaman is a giant freak in love with himself apparently.
• And he has a beard.
• There's a whole episode devoted to Wild Catohmy God not Black Cat basically being all "I'M STILL YOUNG YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS"
• Jaime getting mauled by a cat.
• Batman's flashbacks to his youth at Christmas in which he is a gigantic dick to his parents and then five seconds later they are shot.
• Red Tornado keeps the tradition of blowing up alive.
• Jaime's in it. The show not the explosion.

Yeah. It's still painfully corny. That's okay.

i could be doing homework right about now

You know what I think? I think Marvel and DC should find better ways to promote their less-advertised titles. And I think I know how.

See. If you slap Wolverine or Batman on anything people will at least look at it, let alone buy it for whatever reason outside the fact that holy shit, it's Wolverine or Batman. Short of actually putting those two on every single title ever, they should do look-and-finds. Like scavenger hunt things idk.

Like. Maybe one week they'd be like "Oh there's a little hidden Wolvie/Bats in one of these titles: [rattles off comics hurr idk like Blue Beetle or something] and if you find it go to blablawebsite.com and enter in the UPC or something of the title you found it in and you might be eligable for a prize!" And idk you could randomly choose 20 or 30 UPC codes and those suckers could win useless swag. Say, like a Wolverine antenna topper.



Who wouldn't want that staring at them every time they went into the car.

Anyway. Not only would people have to buy the titles to find it (or at least copy down UPCs like a tool) they might actually. Hurr. Read them. Not that I care. So long as the shit I like is selling and not getting cancelled. :U

Okay so anyway, hey ZERO, Deadpool's making a cameo in a Cable issue that should make you happy. And hey everyone ELSE who does enjoy Deadpool, apparently they're reshooting scenes in the Wolverine movie with more Deadpooliness. Is this good? Is it bad? Who the hell knows.

Also I seem to have inspired bullied inspired coerced motivated some people to buying more Blue Beetle. I am so proud. Even if it's gonna be over in February, at least it's good to know more people've given it a chance and seen how delightful it is. Also the more people I get to scream at gleefully about it, the better.

Now I better. Do my. Storyboards. For the 32-seconds of 'Lovers in Japan' I have blocked out. Or will block out. I better do that. :U