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GOD YOU GUYS I HATE CYCLISTS SO MUCH RN. There was some big cycling ~shindig in the park from 7 in the morning and it's still going on, and these people think that this gives them the right to ride in the middle of the road while cars are having to slowly trail behind them. I can't even. It's not a race or an event where cops close off portions of the road. It's just...people who park in one place and then pick a direction and everyone goes. THIS DOESN'T ENTITLE YOU TO RIDE LIKE CARS DON'T EXIST. I wanted to honk my horn and yell at them but I was on the job and that's a no-no. Like even parents were letting their kids ride in the middle of the road?? What in the what. Get out of the park. Leave me alone.

GodddddddGHJFIODSKL I was raging. I JUST WANTED TO GO HOME. S-sob. It was pouring down rain at 5 in the morning and lightning flashed 4 times so I had to sit in the food bar for 20 minutes which required me to walk a distance and get drenched and I was cold and hgjfdsHRRRrrr

*slaps park
*slaps cyclists

I hate news writing why do I have to write news I'm not in this to be a general news journalist special interest is so much better ugh ugh ugh why is this required my GPA is going to go down and my scholarship will be gonnne just because I have no skill for writing detail-less bland boring snoring 8th-grade level NEWS auuugh.

Okay shut up Elle. It's just restating shit without pretense or adjectives. Write like a robot.




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You know what I think? I think Marvel and DC should find better ways to promote their less-advertised titles. And I think I know how.

See. If you slap Wolverine or Batman on anything people will at least look at it, let alone buy it for whatever reason outside the fact that holy shit, it's Wolverine or Batman. Short of actually putting those two on every single title ever, they should do look-and-finds. Like scavenger hunt things idk.

Like. Maybe one week they'd be like "Oh there's a little hidden Wolvie/Bats in one of these titles: [rattles off comics hurr idk like Blue Beetle or something] and if you find it go to blablawebsite.com and enter in the UPC or something of the title you found it in and you might be eligable for a prize!" And idk you could randomly choose 20 or 30 UPC codes and those suckers could win useless swag. Say, like a Wolverine antenna topper.



Who wouldn't want that staring at them every time they went into the car.

Anyway. Not only would people have to buy the titles to find it (or at least copy down UPCs like a tool) they might actually. Hurr. Read them. Not that I care. So long as the shit I like is selling and not getting cancelled. :U

Okay so anyway, hey ZERO, Deadpool's making a cameo in a Cable issue that should make you happy. And hey everyone ELSE who does enjoy Deadpool, apparently they're reshooting scenes in the Wolverine movie with more Deadpooliness. Is this good? Is it bad? Who the hell knows.

Also I seem to have inspired bullied inspired coerced motivated some people to buying more Blue Beetle. I am so proud. Even if it's gonna be over in February, at least it's good to know more people've given it a chance and seen how delightful it is. Also the more people I get to scream at gleefully about it, the better.

Now I better. Do my. Storyboards. For the 32-seconds of 'Lovers in Japan' I have blocked out. Or will block out. I better do that. :U