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noellenoThe Brave and the Bold: Fall of the Blue Beetle: FFFFFfjkfdl. Oh my God I got suckered by a kids' show. This is awful. But lmao. Oh my. This is my favorite episode now. It is so very full of Ted magic and Jaime derpiness and beauty. Fair and balanced action-to-dialogue sequences! STRANGE TWISTS. This might be my Beetle bias speaking but that was a much less cheesy episode than most.
Om Shanti Om: I FINISHED IT FINALLY YARGHGHGH. This is my favorite movie now. This movie has people who shoot guns by sticking them in their pants and pelvic thrusting to fire. And plush tiger maulings. And people who say "what the fish" instead of "what the fuck". And the best godawfully ugly shirts ever. And a disco to reflect a crippled man's inner desires. Yes.
Wolverine and the X-Men 6-14: Oh jeepers I love it. Poor emo Scott. Hello Maverick. MmmMMmm Nightcrawler. Well jeez if Hulk gets to cameo could I get Deadpool in here? Maybe? No? Oh, well. Damn Jean's not dead why can't she ever stay dead. Magneto you are eerily attractive for an old man stop that. And I kind of want Tabby to show up again, though I don't think that's gonna happen. It's okay.
Re: Brave and the Bold: Are you guys watching any of this? Let me share highlights.
• Batman's mask has eyebrows.
• And his belt has a light saber. Nala.
• Jaime's in it. The show not the belt.
• Aquaman is a giant freak in love with himself apparently.
• And he has a beard.
• There's a whole episode devoted to Wild Catohmy God not Black Cat basically being all "I'M STILL YOUNG YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS"
• Jaime getting mauled by a cat.
• Batman's flashbacks to his youth at Christmas in which he is a gigantic dick to his parents and then five seconds later they are shot.
• Red Tornado keeps the tradition of blowing up alive.
• Jaime's in it. The show not the explosion.
Yeah. It's still painfully corny. That's okay.
Om Shanti Om: I FINISHED IT FINALLY YARGHGHGH. This is my favorite movie now. This movie has people who shoot guns by sticking them in their pants and pelvic thrusting to fire. And plush tiger maulings. And people who say "what the fish" instead of "what the fuck". And the best godawfully ugly shirts ever. And a disco to reflect a crippled man's inner desires. Yes.
Wolverine and the X-Men 6-14: Oh jeepers I love it. Poor emo Scott. Hello Maverick. MmmMMmm Nightcrawler. Well jeez if Hulk gets to cameo could I get Deadpool in here? Maybe? No? Oh, well. Damn Jean's not dead why can't she ever stay dead. Magneto you are eerily attractive for an old man stop that. And I kind of want Tabby to show up again, though I don't think that's gonna happen. It's okay.
Re: Brave and the Bold: Are you guys watching any of this? Let me share highlights.
• Batman's mask has eyebrows.
• And his belt has a light saber. Nala.
• Jaime's in it. The show not the belt.
• Aquaman is a giant freak in love with himself apparently.
• And he has a beard.
• There's a whole episode devoted to Wild Catohmy God not Black Cat basically being all "I'M STILL YOUNG YOU WHIPPERSNAPPERS"
• Jaime getting mauled by a cat.
• Batman's flashbacks to his youth at Christmas in which he is a gigantic dick to his parents and then five seconds later they are shot.
• Red Tornado keeps the tradition of blowing up alive.
• Jaime's in it. The show not the explosion.
Yeah. It's still painfully corny. That's okay.
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Date: 2009-01-24 06:03 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-24 06:06 am (UTC)It's like
Is this show REALLY catered to young people or is it poking at nerds like me who'll watch it out of sick curiosity?
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Date: 2009-01-24 06:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-24 06:11 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-01-24 07:52 am (UTC)Need it.